Should the entire interweb apologize to me?

bapu


I mean, it knows what it did.

But how do it know?

bapu


It is alive?

Albeit with one less kidney.

 
As a chap with a computer, I feel I can speak on behalf of the entire internet and I say "No way Pedro".
 
We all know that 94% of all internet traffic consists of porn Bapsi's ramblings, so if you want an apology, you'll have to tell us what we've done to upset you.
 
Thanks for listening.