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July 04, 11 5:49 PM (permalink)

Songs about involuntary celibacy

Are there any?

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    Zuma
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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 6:05 PM (permalink)
    Good one! I could hear the brakes locking up and tires screeching to halt from here.

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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 6:51 PM (permalink)
    Bachelor Boy - Cliff Richard.

    Dry your eyes mate - The Streets.

    That's the nearest I got.

    Plenty of voluntary ones I would have thought but 'Incel' is most definitely under-served.  (literally I think, too)
    post edited by Jonbouy - July 04, 11 6:52 PM

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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 7:10 PM (permalink)
    I couldn't think of a one... so maybe it was my own mental brakes I heard locking up? I did momentarily think of that Metallica song about the guy with his head in a metal box... but women are known for having a soft spot for such things and he no doubt could've scored if he hadn't wanted to die... I don't know. I'm going back to the pool and drink.

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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 7:36 PM (permalink)
    I left my balls in San Francisco?

     
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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 8:13 PM (permalink)
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    I left my balls in San Francisco?


    You did? Well you'd best hurry back and get 'em... they covet such things up there and you might not ever find them again. I don't know. I'm going back to the pool and drink some more. I'm out of beer but a kind hearted lass is servin' me gin and tonics... feck it's hot as hell here today.

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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 8:54 PM (permalink)
    Zuma,

    93 in T.O.


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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 9:16 PM (permalink)
    93? I had it pegged for 97, 98... must be the gin or the ladies adding the extra degrees... I've since commandiered the laptop of a young hooligan and confirmed you're right on the money. Feels humid too.

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    Re:Songs about involuntary celibacy July 04, 11 10:19 PM (permalink)
    You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive? 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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