Cheese Whiz

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2011/07/07 22:44:37 (permalink)

Cheese Whiz

I have always wondered - 
How much cheese?
How much Whiz? 

Opine please

Some people call me Maurice
 
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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/07 22:47:49 (permalink)
    I dunno,  don't touch the stuff. You'll have to ask the old man in the Blues Brothers Movie.  ... "Got my Cheese Whiz, boy? "

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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/08 04:54:47 (permalink)
    I'm taking some pills to prevent that.  Sorry.  I'll clean it up. 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/08 09:52:32 (permalink)
    I eat mine deep fried ... the oil extracts the whiz during the frying process and leaves a nutritious ball of wholesome cheese.

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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/08 09:53:24 (permalink)
    I've had well-meaning friends and relations tell me that Cheez Whiz is neither Cheez nor Whiz.  They point out that the label reads, "Processed Cheese Food" as if that was a bad thing.

    I have found, however, that if you place a few cans of Cheez Whiz in close proximity to a box of Ritz crackers, a horde will descend like a plauge of locusts and devour everything in sight.  In addition, placing a platter of crispy becan next to the crackers produces a working Bubba trap.

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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/08 09:55:37 (permalink)
    Chemical stew?

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

    Bushpianos
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    Re:Cheese Whiz 2011/07/08 10:06:16 (permalink)
    oleo hoho


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