Viking Teeth

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2011/07/08 13:24:38 (permalink)

Viking Teeth

I am an American of Scandinavian decent (many generations removed) and when I was growing up in suburban NJ my father had Viking ships on shelves and hanging on the walls throughout the house.  My impression was that the Vikings were a fearsome lot … but, I guess things aren’t always what they seem as per this quote from an article on Viking remains found in Dorset, England:

“Or they may have come upon the idea to file their teeth simply because it was the next logical step after hair care and ironing. Far from being barbaric chavs, Vikings may have been Europe's first metrosexuals.”

http://io9.com/5819286/fi...d-ironed-their-clothes

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    Old55
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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 13:47:42 (permalink)
    quantumeffect


    I am an American of Scandinavian decent (many generations removed) and when I was growing up in suburban NJ my father had Viking ships on shelves and hanging on the walls throughout the house.  My impression was that the Vikings were a fearsome lot … but, I guess things aren’t always what they seem as per this quote from an article on Viking remains found in Dorset, England:

    “Or they may have come upon the idea to file their teeth simply because it was the next logical step after hair care and ironing. Far from being barbaric chavs, Vikings may have been Europe's first metrosexuals.”

    http://io9.com/5819286/fi...d-ironed-their-clothes

    Hi Quantum,

    Funny, I'm almost the same situation as you.  Scandinavian parents and I grew up in old NJ.  It seems that the Vikings were pretty fearsome for a while, but then they started to become traders when they ran out of places to pillage.  I guess they eventually settled down after a while and started having work done on their grills.  I'll have to take a closer look at that. 

    Thanks for the info and the humor of it,
    Jan

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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 13:56:18 (permalink)
    You know, just because someone is a muscle-bound, violent, heartless marauder feared across the continent does not change the fact that sometimes, he just wants to feel pretty.

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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 14:08:58 (permalink)
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    You know, just because someone is a muscle-bound, violent, heartless marauder feared across the continent does not change the fact that sometimes, he just wants to feel pretty.


      I know what you mean. 

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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 14:23:18 (permalink)

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 14:36:28 (permalink)
    Now where did I put my chain-mail and camisole?  

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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/08 14:55:24 (permalink)
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    UbiquitousBubba


    You know, just because someone is a muscle-bound, violent, heartless marauder feared across the continent does not change the fact that sometimes, he just wants to feel pretty.


      I know what you mean. 

    +1, bless their hearts


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    Re:Viking Teeth 2011/07/09 01:07:22 (permalink)
    quantumeffect


    I am an American of Scandinavian decent (many generations removed) and when I was growing up in suburban NJ my father had Viking ships on shelves and hanging on the walls throughout the house.  My impression was that the Vikings were a fearsome lot … but, I guess things aren’t always what they seem as per this quote from an article on Viking remains found in Dorset, England:

    “Or they may have come upon the idea to file their teeth simply because it was the next logical step after hair care and ironing. Far from being barbaric chavs, Vikings may have been Europe's first metrosexuals.”

    http://io9.com/5819286/fi...d-ironed-their-clothes

    That must have been shortly before they came to Minnesota and started losing football games....




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