Need HUMAN advice.....

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2011/07/11 12:14:54 (permalink)

Need HUMAN advice.....

We have this human (let's call him Clark) that we keep in our back yard. He's forever leaping over our house. It's 16' at it's peak.

The odd thing is, when we catch him out front he's wearing completely different clothes and his glasses are gone. 

When we tell him to get back in his yard he mutters something "truth, justice and the American way".

What should we do?

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    Karyn
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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:15:50 (permalink)
    Bungy chord...  !!!

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:17:50 (permalink)
    Human advice? Oh, alright, sorry.

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:20:40 (permalink)
    You need a bigger house.

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:22:07 (permalink)
    drewfx1


    You need a bigger house.

    or a spire on the roof.
     
     
    or aspire to a roof
     
    or whatevah

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:27:27 (permalink)
    Kryptonite-encrusted collar?

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:29:22 (permalink)
    you're asking for advice from humans?


    and you're posting in the Coffee House?????

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:29:54 (permalink)
    C'mon Greg, that seems excessive.


    Have you seen the price of Kryptonite-encrusted collars lately?


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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:33:44 (permalink)
    A little Kryptonite should calm that jumping right down.  I have the same problem with my dog.
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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:35:40 (permalink)
    It's not his fault.  He's just trying to deal with an impossible situation.  So he leaps over your house.  So he runs faster than a speeding bullet.  (Thanks, Karyn for testing that for us.)  So he likes to pose in an overtly extroverted and flamboyant manner.

    It's not him.  It's the CHB communal undershreddies.  I suggest getting them back before he gets into trouble.
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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:41:32 (permalink)
     
    Shoot him....
     
     
     
     
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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 12:57:40 (permalink)
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    Shoot him....
     
     
     
     
    Simples

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    Re:Need HUMAN advice..... 2011/07/11 20:37:34 (permalink)
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    you're asking for advice from humans?


    and you're posting in the Coffee House?????


    A quick search confirmed that my reply had already been contributed by another. 

     
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