Bubba?
Rare Bubba sighting at the local Becan Festival in downtown Fatback, Missouri. The sighting was quickly covered up as men in black suits and ties wearing sunglasses arrived and swiftly removed Bubba from the scene before the paparazzi were able to take too many photographs of him. fortunately for us, the infamous Hedly Lamar was on the scene with the spy cam glasses as he was photographing "unusual attractions" at the festival's "all you can eat mustard and becan bar."
the spy cam was not captured by the Men in Black, however, Hedly did propose to Bubba after the MIB "flashy thing-ied" everyone in the vacinity.
of course, 3 siamese twins were innocent causialties of this flashing since they were atop the becan ferris wheel during the time of the incident and when the ride operator was "flashy thinged" he forgot that he was a ferris wheel ride operator and reverted back to his childhood memories of being warm and safe in the folds of wet towels left out in the sun after Bubba took his annual shower down by the Becan River.
No moobs were harmed in this news report. Details at 11. Do not try this at home. Batteries not included. Llamas available at extra charge. Please look directly at the shiny silver ink pen...
