Best of Times Worst of Times?

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bayoubill
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2011/08/20 10:07:35 (permalink)

Best of Times Worst of Times?

The economy is so bad I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
 CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 Exxon-Mobil laid off 25% of the Congressmen they employ.

 Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

 Motel Six won't leave ...the light on anymore.

 A picture is now only worth 200 words. 

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street." 

I called the Suicide Hotline & I got a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. I told them no so the passed me on to a support line in India.


Oh I could go on for days!

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    bapu
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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/20 10:39:58 (permalink)
    I hope you go on for many many days, Bill.

    My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though.
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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/20 14:23:12 (permalink)
    Good ones. 

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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/20 19:11:35 (permalink)

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.




    Maybe we'll all be happier when we are all skint.
    post edited by Jonbouy - 2011/08/20 19:14:15

    "We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/21 22:01:55 (permalink)
    Hmmm... for the worst of times, might it not be an idea to start eating liverworst instead of becan?

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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/22 02:19:15 (permalink)
    noldar12


    Hmmm... for the worst of times, might it not be an idea to start eating liverworst instead of becan?



     
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    Re:Best of Times Worst of Times? 2011/08/23 03:24:47 (permalink)
    Sorry, worded that odd...

    Meant: becan = best of times; liverworst = worst of times.

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