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2011/09/02 11:15:19 (permalink)

Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 11:37:06 (permalink)
Hey
DId he choke the chicken?  Hahahahaah.  

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 11:53:46 (permalink)
Here they come to snuff the rooster, oh yeah
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 12:06:25 (permalink)
Well, he IS the cockpuncher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEsbY1-9UYg

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 19:47:34 (permalink)
Maybe they were Al-Qaeda chickens.

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 21:06:58 (permalink)
Bapu says he's innocent.

I therefore don't need no steenking evidence.

Besides my roasting tray has probably seen more dead chickens than the bottom of his tank has.
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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/02 22:31:23 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
Wow, that really sucks for the cocks. One minute your flappin' around, next minute you're all limp and lifeless.

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/03 03:12:32 (permalink)
The prosecution intends to show that the chicken clearly was only interested in crossing the road...

 
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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/03 13:54:13 (permalink)
Would the Colonel from KFC be a mass murderer, then? I'll take original recipe.

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Re:Steven Seagal being sued for killing Chickens 2011/09/03 14:25:42 (permalink)

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