Tell me your one secret?

Sorry...  While it may be strong enough for a man, it's made for a woman.

then it wouldn't be a secret. 

In high school, I bought a car.  It wasn't much, but I thought it was great.  I drove up to the school and saw some of the jocks standing around impressing themselves.  They swarmed over me and my new ride.  One, I think his name was Thag, carved a circular line in some gravel and ordered me to stay in that circle. 

He walked over to my car, and kicked in the door panel.  He and his goons looked over at me, but I just smiled back.  Infuriated, he jumped on the hood and jumped up and down on it, denting it badly.  He then leaped on to the roof and caved it in.  They all stared at me and I just smiled.  Well, I giggled as well.  Now he was enraged.  He jumped down and grabbed a baseball bat and smashed in my windows.  As the last window splintered into a million pieces, he and all of his muscle bound leather skinned brain dead friends stared.  I was bent over, laughing hysterically.  I couldn't help it.  Thag got in my face and screamed, "What's wrong with you?  I just smashed your car, you idiot!  Why are you laughing?"  I couldn't tell him.  I was laughing too hard.  I never told anyone, so I'll tell you know.

When he wasn't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times.











Oh, and some of the things I post are not completely historically and/or factually accurate.

Don't tell anyone, okay?

If I told you...I'd have to kill you.... 

















And I think there's something about that in the TOS.... 

craigb


Actually, I just checked and that's A-Ok.  Just don't say the word "bag" and you'll be alright.

Just wondering if "sack" is OK?

I'm Bapu!

I am a time traveller from the past. There have been times in the past few years when I wished I were back in my own time so I could ride out with my gun and take care of some busines... but alas, I have misplaced my time machine and am stuck here in the future. 
I don't understand or agree with much of anything that is going on today and I certainly don't understand today's technology. 

I am also a criminal and I really like all the government regulationthese days, it makes it so much easier to be a criminal. Heck... I break the speed limit every time I drive... and I drive under the influence of prescription medications... and I have a semi-auto handgun in the console of my truck when I pick up my grand daughter at the government school... I am a BAD criminal. I even broke open a bail of hay in the back yard... (don't tell anyone).

Is that enough secrets? I don't want to get into the big stuff.

JRB