Mooch4056
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I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
He followed me home from the circus. He was so cute. I crate him when I leave for work and what not. Clean up after him and feed him oatmeal 3 times a day and he always has a bowl of water.
His obedience and tricks of juggling and singing show tunes is amazing!!
Anyway ... neighbors complained about the noise. The Police came and they arrested me. They call it "Kidnapping" I call it a misunderstanding.
sheeeesh...
Sometimes life is just not fair.
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Jonbouy
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 12:45:32
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2016/08/02 03:32:11
You don't 'own' a midget...sheesh.
You rent them by the hour.
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Mooch4056
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 12:48:11
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Jonbouy
You don't 'own' a midget...sheesh.
You rent them by the hour.
Do you think the judge will buy that I didn't know that ?
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Jonbouy
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 12:49:21
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If the judge is over 5 ft you should be OK.
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daryl1968
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 12:52:33
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the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 13:55:18
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 14:10:02
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daryl1968
the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you
How about vertically challenged?
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 14:12:21
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Rain
daryl1968
the politically correct name is a P.O.R.G. (person of restricted growth) and I would appreciate it if you started using it to describe the little shortarses.
Thank you
How about vertically challenged?
That works Rain - just be respectful to the little Oompa Lumpa's - they have (small) feelings too
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Re:I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2012/03/02 15:29:36
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Mooch4056
He followed me home from the circus. He was so cute. I crate him when I leave for work and what not. Clean up after him and feed him oatmeal 3 times a day and he always has a bowl of water.
His obedience and tricks of juggling and singing show tunes is amazing!!
Anyway ... neighbors complained about the noise. The Police came and they arrested me. They call it "Kidnapping" I call it a misunderstanding.
sheeeesh...
Sometimes life is just not fair.
Next time, keep him in your studio--where it's sound proof.
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Re: I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2016/08/02 02:40:59
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OMG! such horrible neighbors!! will tell you about pets that change your life!
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Re: I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2016/08/02 03:12:49
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2016/08/02 15:30:39
Holy Zombie Thread Resurrection Batman!  Makes you wonder just what this tweedledee searched for to have him find this thread???  Maybe he's part of the often overlooked "Short People Matter" movement?  And, once again, I'm reminded of how we all miss Jan... 
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Re: I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2016/08/02 09:14:51
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I miss Jan as well.....but I do get some comfort when I read his posts, which remind me of what a positive and funny guys he was. (as for the thread resurrection, I think this Spamster is a "Pet" detective.  )
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Re: I was arrested for owning a pet midget.
2016/08/02 09:34:10
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2016/08/02 09:57:34
It's also an interesting look into Mooch and Jonbouy's lives before they were married! 
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