UbiquitousBubba


Ok.  Before you say anything, I think we all know what happened here.

While you were gone, there may have been some alien activity around your place.  There were reports of a strange light in the sky.  Mostly, that was reported during the day by IT workers who accidentally wandered out of the building, but that's beside the point.

Anyway, some people in your area reported that some of their becan was missing.  We didn't want to worry you with that news while you were away, so that's why we didn't say anything sooner.  Yeah.  That's why.

So, there's a possibility that there may not be quite as much becan in your kitchen as you might remember.  If so, you should focus on a couple of key facts.  First, Aliens...It could have been aliens...  Secondly, sometimes aliens plant evidence at the scene of a crime to implicate some innocent person.  I don't know what kind of evidence, but if you should happen to find somebody's wallet or undershreddies (with their name written in the waistband), there's a chance they may have been left by aliens.

Yeah. 

By the way, if you could return the wallet, that would be nice.  You don't need to send back anything else, though.