Random Stream of Unconsciousness

Given the current flow of thought that all posts must be On-Topic, I thought I would create a topic for random thoughts.  In this manner, this off-topic post is on-topic for the current issues being discussed in the Coffee House.  In order to prevent this from remaining on-topic, however, I thought I stream random thoughts dredged up from the muck of the unconscious mind.
 
Horses.  They must really envy our hands.
 
Is there such a thing as a realistic dreamscape?
 
Is it cannibalism to only eat someone's skin?  If it's deep fried?
 
Tinky Winky gets all the attention, but I like Po.
 
Unicorns would be fun, especially if they quiver when they impale a tree.
 
Can a hippo ski?  I would pay good money to be there at the Winter Olympics as a hippo attempts the ski jump.  Best.  Agony.  Of.  Defeat.  Moment.  Ever.
 
With all of the kinds of knots in the world, is there a Y-knot?  If not, I wonder what the reason might be.
 
Were knights ever confused about the silent k? 
 
Cats are servants of Entropy.  They haven't finished us off yet because they're playing with their food.
 
I like becan.  Thick, greasy becan.  Thick, greasy becan fried (or baked) to a crackly crunch.
 
Who started playing Wooly Bully in here? 
 
What would an underground castle look like?
 
If everyone is a part of an experiment being performed on me, how would I know? 
 
Someone is doing a nice job of providing me with the illusion of time and space. 
 
Can someone be accidentally strangled with their own nerve endings?
 
There's a reason no one has been successful marketing Death Reggae.
 
I'm a Platypi.  It doesn't matter.
 
Meh.
 
Why do we have to wake up?

We could be living in a computer simulation

Why does man ask so many questions?

My old maths teacher was a beautiful young Indian woman called Miss Panchioli - where is she now?

My brain hurts

Where are the time travellers from the future?

Why am I so good at what I do and I cant get a job?

Are some people immune to depression (I think I am)

What happened to Wally Whyton? (hmm might google search that one)

I would like to invent a new beer

Why do I regret never dating a weather girl?

Whapbopaloobopalopbamboom

Must have a good day tomorrow...

I've often wondered if amphetamines would be of any help to a slow loris.

I dismissed it long ago as not being in his best interests and told him so, he hasn't got back to me yet with his thoughts.

The Bapu


Can we fold this thread into the "I Say" one?

Is caffeine really that bad?

Depends.

Are you injecting it?

UbiquitousBubba


Can you inject Depends?

Would that require a really big needle?

If you're a victim of Identity Theft, who are you?

Somebody stole my identity once, I still knew who I was so I couldn't report it as an actual crime because I couldn't find anything missing.

Worse still I didn't know the identity of whodunnit.

Jonbouy

UbiquitousBubba


Can you inject Depends?

Would that require a really big needle?

If you're a victim of Identity Theft, who are you?

Somebody stole my identity once, I still knew who I was so I couldn't report it as an actual crime because I couldn't find anything missing.

Worse still I didn't know the identity of whodunnit.

It happened to me too, except once they realized what they got I found it outside my door the next morning.

Hi,
 

UbiquitousBubba
Is there such a thing as a realistic dreamscape?

 
I sincerely doubt that you or anyone have any criteria with which you can state that a dream is real or not real. In the end, it is a part of you, and it is like saying that a part of you is not real!
 

UbiquitousBubba
Can a hippo ski?  I would pay good money to be there at the Winter Olympics as a hippo attempts the ski jump.  Best.  Agony.  Of.  Defeat.  Moment.  Ever.

 
Yes they can ... all you need is a few cartoonists, a piece of music like Stravinsky and then turn them loose and call it something stupid like ... Fantasia. It's fun to watch and all the kids will laugh at all the red skirts and the elegators chasing them ... and never once think that this is just another story about the birds and the bees!
   

UbiquitousBubba
I like becan.  Thick, greasy becan.  Thick, greasy becan fried (or baked) to a crackly crunch.

 
So did my girl ... and she left with it, instead of staying with me.
 
I do not blame Beagle or Bapu, but I do blame the Coffee House for giving her ideas that I was hanging around bad people.
 

UbiquitousBubba
Someone is doing a nice job of providing me with the illusion of time and space. 

 
Yeah .. me too ... I keep seeing things like gray hairs, and some wrinkles and ... it's the Coffee House's fault!

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