Those pictures are making me very thirsty. I am reminded of the old Flann O'Brien poem:
'The Workmans Friend'
When things go wrong and will not come right,
Though you do the best you can,
When life looks black as the hour of night -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
When money's tight and hard to get
And your horse has also ran,
When all you have is a heap of debt -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
When health is bad and your heart feels strange,
And your face is pale and wan,
When doctors say you need a change,
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
When food is scarce and your larder bare
And no rashers grease your pan,
When hunger grows as your meals are rare -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
In time of trouble and lousey strife,
You have still got a darlint plan
You still can turn to a brighter life -
A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.
Flann was one of the finest writers of the 20th century and died a raging alcoholic. One time a TV crew came to interview him and his wife had hidden all the booze. Flann locked himself in the bathroom for 20 minutes and availed himself of the bottle of Jameson's he had stored in the toilet header tank.
I am also reminded of the most ideal beer delivery system I have ever seen, this off Letterman:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wK-TXJPiDQ