Swim Suit

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2012/05/23 13:03:28 (permalink)

Swim Suit

I'm off to purchase a swim suit. My sister suggested that I use her pool to get into shape and retain my girlish figure. But I disagree! I need to get OUT of the girlish figure and restore my He-Manness. I Am So tired of being a shell of the shell of the man I used to be! So Target Here I Come!

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:05:11 (permalink)
    No Speedos, please. 

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:07:06 (permalink)
    Old55


    No Speedos, please. 

    I rarely disagree with Jan.




    On this one......






    I have to......






    add.......






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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:15:37 (permalink)
    I misread and thought for a moment it was a lawsuit and you were filing  A brief


    and make sure your shorts are NOT that.......

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:27:37 (permalink)
    pictures, please.

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:39:03 (permalink)
    Beagle


    pictures, please.

    Be careful what you ask for.
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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 13:51:05 (permalink)
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    Beagle


    pictures, please.

    Be careful what you ask for.


    I know.  I may have to have John T gouge my eyes out...

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 14:26:49 (permalink)
    Go with a shark costume.  People love that at the pool. 
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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 15:00:09 (permalink)
    Why Oh Why didn't I turn them around or at least try them on? When I got home and looked in the mirror There was a big ole' rubber ducky's tail picture on the rear end..

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 15:07:13 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    I'm off to purchase a swim suit. My sister suggested that I use her pool to get into shape and retain my girlish figure. But I disagree! I need to get OUT of the girlish figure and restore my He-Manness. I Am So tired of being a shell of the shell of the man I used to be! So Target Here I Come!

    GREAT IDEA ... a CHB Swim Suit Calender! It has to be humerous, of course ... we should make a rule that Photoshop is off limits!
     
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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 16:19:08 (permalink)
    humorous may not be potent enough to describe a CHB Swim Suit Calender.. But I like the idea of someone besides me showing off their moobs. 

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 16:21:13 (permalink)
    bayoubill


    Why Oh Why didn't I turn them around or at least try them on? When I got home and looked in the mirror There was a big ole' rubber ducky's tail picture on the rear end..


    That's a BAD thing?

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    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 16:46:11 (permalink)
    Well I'm thinking that this would be a bad idea.

    At least for me that is.

    Now I do own a pool.

    just no swim suit.

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    Re:Swim Suit 2012/05/23 23:54:22 (permalink)
    It's nice having a pool to yourself. I can still swim! 

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