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2012/05/26 16:40:33 (permalink)

Contrary to popular belief...

Turns out I do have a heart
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!









post edited by guitarmikeh - 2012/05/26 17:22:37

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    spacey
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    Re:Contrary to popular belief... 2012/05/26 19:48:57 (permalink)
    You know that there is a very good chance that I'm wrong but
    I recall a time that I was driving down the interstate and noticed
    across the median in the other two lanes a car was traveling the
    same direction as me!

    Naturally I freaked and immediately made sure I was traveling in
    the correct lanes. Traffic conditions prevented me from safely trying
    to prevent something very bad from happening and I don't know
    if something bad happened.
    What I did know is that vehicle was going the wrong way. Much like
    in "Trains, Planes and Automobiles" I believe you'll just smile and give
    me a wave that all is fine. Good luck with that.

    "There's still time to change the road your on." LZ
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    bapu
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    Re:Contrary to popular belief... 2012/05/26 20:52:10 (permalink)
    spacey


    You know that there is a very good chance that I'm wrong but
    I recall a time that I was driving down the interstate and noticed
    across the median in the other two lanes a car was traveling the
    same direction as me!

    Naturally I freaked and immediately made sure I was traveling in
    the correct lanes. Traffic conditions prevented me from safely trying
    to prevent something very bad from happening and I don't know
    if something bad happened.
    What I did know is that vehicle was going the wrong way. Much like
    in "Trains, Planes and Automobiles" I believe you'll just smile and give
    me a wave that all is fine. Good luck with that.

    "There's still time to change the road your on." LZ

    McQ, how did you get spacey's login info?
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