quantumeffect
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 10:10:56
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just roll the windows down and blame someone else.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 10:44:20
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A good reason to own a dog.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 11:05:25
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Mooch needs these.
Just sayin'
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 11:41:37
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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quantumeffect
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 11:57:16
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Technology marches on. ... tooting its horn as it goes
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Old55
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 13:11:15
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quantumeffect
Technology marches on.
... tooting its horn as it goes
Just like a catalytic converter for one's butt.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 17:23:49
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Why do most people smile in the elevator?
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 20:29:53
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Why do people always try and take the fun out of life ?
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Old55
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 20:40:11
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You're right! "Pull my finger" would lose something.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 22:12:15
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I wonder if they catch fire after a night of over-indulging on hot-sauce?
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 22:13:40
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BTW - I'm not as interested in a device to remove the smell, but one that removed the sounds would help me stay anonymous...
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bapu
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/06/30 22:14:09
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craigb
BTW - I'm not as interested in a device to remove the smell, but one that removed the sounds would help me stay anonymous...
Mute Button
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quantumeffect
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/07/01 10:29:55
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BTW - I'm not as interested in a device to remove the smell, but one that removed the sounds would help me stay anonymous...
My guess is that there are passive products out there that do a mininimal job by using acoustic foam BUT ... I am surprised, with all of the engineers in this forum that somebody like bit or McQ haven't come up with an app that actively attenuates flatulence amplitude through a noise canceling mechanism by identifying the fundamental frequency and overtones of an individual’s anal vibrations (associated with specific foods) and then (possibly) introducing an interfering frequency via a transducer integrated in the individual user's undergarment.
post edited by quantumeffect - 2012/07/01 10:32:34
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/07/01 11:31:09
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quantumeffect
BTW - I'm not as interested in a device to remove the smell, but one that removed the sounds would help me stay anonymous...
My guess is that there are passive products out there that do a mininimal job by using acoustic foam BUT ... I am surprised, with all of the engineers in this forum that somebody like bit or McQ haven't come up with an app that actively attenuates flatulence amplitude through a noise canceling mechanism by identifying the fundamental frequency and overtones of an individual’s anal vibrations (associated with specific foods) and then (possibly) introducing an interfering frequency via a transducer integrated in the individual user's undergarment.
iMute button.
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quantumeffect
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/07/01 16:25:11
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The more I think about this the more I realize the potential for harnessing flatulence not just for what has made headlines (i.e., methane gas capture) but for varied uses. Consider a holistic / therapeutic application where undergarments are engineered with multiple transducers (e.g., speakers and microphones) that can monitor the frequency being generated and then generate a wave that is not simply out of phase resulting in cancelation but tuned to a frequency that produces a beat frequency (often touted by new age charlatans) ... just a thought.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/07/01 19:05:24
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Does the Ozone level rise slightly the day after burrito night? Do ya love the smell of the country? Have ya ever driven by a hog farm? Gaseous anomalys are a part of nature. Scuuzz me.
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Re:The Latest in Malodor Minimization Technology
2012/07/01 19:27:29
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quantumeffect
The more I think about this the more I realize the potential for harnessing flatulence not just for what has made headlines (i.e., methane gas capture) but for varied uses. Consider a holistic / therapeutic application where undergarments are engineered with multiple transducers (e.g., speakers and microphones) that can monitor the frequency being generated and then generate a wave that is not simply out of phase resulting in cancelation but tuned to a frequency that produces a beat frequency (often touted by new age charlatans) ... just a thought.
I can see a small device that can be worn that allows you to dial in the offactory annoyance of your choice... 1) The fizz 2) The fazz 3) The fizz-fazz 4) The rip-sh!t 5) The ass tearer 6) And the one that goes "Woosh!" (The above list courtesy of the late, great George Carlin of course!)
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