Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-)

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Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-)

 
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  2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
  3. Gun wounds again?
  4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
  5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
  6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
  7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
  8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
  9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
  10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
  11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
  12. You daring lousy guy.
  13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
  14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
  15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
  16. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
  17. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
  18. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
  19. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

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    Rain
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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 09:36:11 (permalink)

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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 14:00:08 (permalink)
    They must using the same translators in their tech industry. 

    I am pretty sure I have seen phrases 17, 16 and 18 in a motherboard manual.
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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 14:11:38 (permalink)
    Old Roland manual?

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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 16:03:59 (permalink)
    We will all speak Chinglish one day.

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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 19:21:30 (permalink)
    "Caught by the short rabbits!"  LOL!

     
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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/01 20:56:10 (permalink)
    What are short rabbits.....?  Are they related to long rabbits? 

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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/02 00:47:43 (permalink)
    A mistranslation of "Got him by the short hairs" I believe, but I'm sure Daryl would prefer the rabbits...

     
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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/04 02:06:40 (permalink)
    Hi,

    Strummy ... remember Woody Allen's first film? He took a Japanese film and changed all the dialogue, all wrong of course, and added some unreal bits! It was hilarious, and I wasn't even stoned when I saw it!

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    Re:Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films :-) 2012/07/04 10:46:06 (permalink)
    Moshkiae


    Hi,

    Strummy ... remember Woody Allen's first film? He took a Japanese film and changed all the dialogue, all wrong of course, and added some unreal bits! It was hilarious, and I wasn't even stoned when I saw it!


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