Bub 
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So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
... I says ... "Why didn't you tell me my hairline was receding?!", and she says, "That's the least of your problems." <-- Let this be a warning to you Mooch! They have no heart! Women!  It's been 100 here, in the shade, every day for the last 2 weeks. I got the wife moved in to her apartment in Overland Park KS. The day she moved in it was 105 actual temp. I've lost 25 pounds in the last 3 weeks. Crazy.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 00:58:49
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So they had already removed the rope from your neck before that picture was taken?
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Bub
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 01:58:08
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Hah. Wouldn't it be cool if I dropped dead in the heat tomorrow while working outside and this was the last known picture of me. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. (Twilight Zone Theme).
There was a girl I went to school with who got her picture in our high school yearbook. It was Halloween and she was dressed like the devil. She got killed in a car accident on Prom Night and everyone always thought it was creepy and weird about the picture.
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Mooch4056
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 02:07:19
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Thank's for the warning Bub.
I am 42 years old and never been married because in picking "the chosen one" it is a delicate and patient process.
The whole thing took 42 years to weed out just the right one. Plus we've known each other 9 years and dated 4 or 5 of them 9 years.... so I knows her... and she got some wise cracks too
As far as heat...... it's been hot in Chicago for sure....another 100 plus tomorrow ... and no rain in the forecast....
midwest farmers are hurtin
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 13:38:42
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You guys with the heat......
I have the ability to handle a wide range of weather.
I can go as low as 71.9 and high as 72.1 and still be comfortable.
That's Fahrenheit BTW.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 14:10:31
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bapu
You guys with the heat......
I have the ability to handle a wide range of weather.
I can go as low as 71.9 and high as 72.1 and still be comfortable.
That's Fahrenheit BTW.
The Chosen One texted me this morning and said Mens Ware House called and said I need to be fitted for a tux ASAP if not then my August 8th is it ASAP or August 8th .... I am confused (Shrugs)
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 14:10:34
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Why would you say to the Wife "Mooch read this"? Unless Mooch is your Wife or you are into some pretty strange role play... 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/07/06 14:12:24
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 14:18:29
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Jonbouy
Why would you say to the Wife "Mooch read this"?
Unless Mooch is your Wife or you are into some pretty strange role play...
NOW I HAVE TO GO WASH MYSELF AND BLEECH MY TEETH AND TONGUE
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 14:19:17
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Mooch4056
The Chosen One texted me this morning and said Mens Ware House called and said I need to be fitted for a tux ASAP if not then my August 8th
is it ASAP or August 8th ....
I am confused
(Shrugs)
As Bub says...... women.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 14:21:03
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Jonbouy
Why would you say to the Wife "Mooch read this"?
Unless Mooch is your Wife or you are into some pretty strange role play...
NOW I HAVE TO GO WASH MYSELF AND BLEECH MY TEETH AND TONGUE
What are you saying here? Are you saying Bub wouldn't make a suitable husband?
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 16:59:17
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So I send her a text saying, "The power washer I just bought is going to save me days of work prepping the front porch for refinishing." I also said, "Bad news, something popped in my lower back and I can't walk. Had to crawl in the house."
Her reply? "Glad you bought the power washer."
Ahh!!!
@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
It's 103.5 out. Guess I'll crawl back out and see what I can do.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/06 19:48:40
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Bub
@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material. Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 00:08:59
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@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material.
Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
I am trying to think of something funny or witty to insert here ..... ehhhh ...forget it (shrugs)
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 00:12:01
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@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material.
Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
I am trying to think of something funny or witty to insert here .....
ehhhh ...forget it
(shrugs)
Mooch if it ain't there don't force it mate. That's what Bapu does and why his posts are lame. Nuff said.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 01:35:42
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Bub
It's 103.5 out. Guess I'll crawl back out and see what I can do.
Try the attic, Bub. After 20 minutes at 140, 103 feels pretty good, and it's smooth sailing.
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 01:44:34
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Why not just try a few minutes in the oven at 350? Seems to work with leftovers...
Then I bet 103 would feel like a dip in the pool! (And we've all seen that dip out in the pool, roight?)
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 03:01:02
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@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material.
Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
I am trying to think of something funny or witty to insert here .....
ehhhh ...forget it
(shrugs)
Mooch if it ain't there don't force it mate.
That's what Bapu does and why his posts are lame.
Nuff said.
Jonbouy's noticed my Gold Lame posts?
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 03:04:15
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They're part of the "Liberace Collection," no?
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 06:36:37
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@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material.
Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
I am trying to think of something funny or witty to insert here .....
ehhhh ...forget it
(shrugs)
Mooch if it ain't there don't force it mate.
That's what Bapu does and why his posts are lame.
Nuff said.
Jonbouy's noticed my Gold Lame posts?
See? (shrugs)
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 07:21:12
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@Jonbouy: You'll have to ask my exwife if I'm husband material. I left her btw, she didn't leave me. ;)
Aye, you are looking fine in that pic there fella, not that my views are any kind of expertise on the subject of picking husband material.
Mind you it seems like neither of my ex-wives were any good at making that decision either.
I am trying to think of something funny or witty to insert here .....
ehhhh ...forget it
(shrugs)
Mooch if it ain't there don't force it mate.
That's what Bapu does and why his posts are lame.
Nuff said.
Jonbouy's noticed my Gold Lame posts?
See?
(shrugs)
sigh... 
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Re:So I says to the wife ... [Mooch Read This!]
2012/07/07 12:35:46
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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