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2012/07/17 23:38:52 (permalink)

Funny Slogans

I was driving home from grocery shopping today and pulled up behind one of those windshield repair trucks at a red light.
Their slogan. "Nobody Wants To See Your Crack".

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    quantumeffect
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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/17 23:48:31 (permalink)
    I was at a minor league baseball game in Erie PA I think it was 2 years ago and they had eye level advertising at the urinal.

    The add in front of me was for a local plumber and it read ... "Got a Leak?"
     
     
    post edited by quantumeffect - 2012/07/18 00:05:02

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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 00:25:03 (permalink)
    You guys are *almost* as funny as Straummy.

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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 02:42:45 (permalink)

     
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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 08:43:48 (permalink)
    On the side of a septic tank cleaning truck here in Wilson, NC....

    The #1 man, in the #2 business. 

    Seriously.....

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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 11:06:53 (permalink)
    Seen on the side of a plumbing service van in Kansas City, MO: "Your sh*t is our bread and butter." I am not making this up. 


    All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. 

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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 11:54:04 (permalink)
     On the side of a truck from a radiator repair shop: "Best Place to Take a Leak."

    A few of my songs
     
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    Re:Funny Slogans 2012/07/18 12:15:18 (permalink)
    On a butcher shop sign: You can't beat my meat. 

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