space_cowboy
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hospitals - myths vs reality
so ive been unexpectedly stuck in icu for a few days and here is what I know there are no nurses in here with overdeveloped upper areas ready to unleash them as soon as possible there are no rasta orderlies that will share a bud mon if there are orgies in supply rooms, i aint found em
post edited by space_cowboy - 2012/08/01 12:24:36
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 12:30:28
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space_cowboy
so ive been unexpectedly stuck in icu for a few days and here is what I know
there are no nurses in here with overdeveloped upper areas ready to unleash them as soon as possible
there are no rasta orderlies that will share a bud mon
if there are orgies in supply rooms, i aint found em
Your sense of humor is intact, Maurice. I hope you're just hanging around the ICU to amuse yourself. Best wishes, Jan
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 12:31:40
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ICU???
Did that replace ICQ?
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 12:36:07
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Usually when I'm in the ICU, Igor keeps going through my things looking for spare parts for "The Master". He keeps asking me if I'm emotionally attached to my spleen.
It sounds like you may be in the same hospital.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 15:33:08
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Some people call me Maurice SPLAT Pro lifetime, ADK 6 core 3.6Ghz with 32 GB RAM, SSD 1TB system drive, 3 3TB regular drives for samples, recordings and misc. Behringer X Touch, UAD Apollo Quad. 2 UAD2 Quads PCI (i think - inside the box whatever that is), Console 1. More guitars (40??) and synths (hard and soft) than talent. Zendrum!!!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 15:33:45
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Oh Maurice. I'm so sorry to hear that. Please take care of yourself.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 15:35:41
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Yes.
For CHF, better stay away from that other stuff you're looking for in the hospital too.
Get well soon!!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 15:36:49
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Praying for your recovery. Hope you rest up and come home soon.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 16:08:01
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Yes, I echo Bubba - prayer for your recovery. get well soon.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 16:17:56
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 16:18:30
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We're pulling for you Maurice.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 16:29:29
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space_cowboy
congestive heart failure
Yikes! Like Ed said: take care of yourself please!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 16:58:14
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Hope you make a full recovery Maurice
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 19:15:00
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Hoping for a quick and full recovery Maurice. Might I also suggest staying away from the web porn while recuperating. Those things you call myths you aren't finding in the hospital are the kind of things you find on web porn......or so I've heard......somewhere.......might have been the web.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 20:40:12
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Spent over 6 hours at the ER here last week. The nurse was almost 6 ft tall and had a 5 o'clock beard - which didn't seem out of place when I looked around at the people waiting there. The whole scene felt totally coherent, albeit a bit spooky. Get well soon, man!
post edited by Rain - 2012/08/01 20:45:21
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 21:27:04
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BTW - for the kind of medical staff you are looking for, next time try hospitals in Moscow. There the myths are true. ;)
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 21:34:05
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Wishing you well Maurice.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 23:16:42
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First off, praying that you will get well soon.
Second, I worked night shift at a hospital for over 12 years. While the patients might not see it, there is some crazy stuff that does go on behind the scenes. The nurses might not be busting out at the seams for you but there is alot that does go on in the supply rooms, in the doctor's sleeping rooms and dark corners that would surprise you. I know it did me. We used to have a blast just goofing off and causing trouble. Ah, the stories I could tell!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 23:28:00
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Well, the fact that you are still able to post about it is a good thing! I'm guessing the root cause was an alien implant that malfunctioned. I think they owe you your own spaceship to make up for it.
Get well soon! You'll want to be feeling healthy for the end of the world parties later this year.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 23:47:51
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/01 23:50:45
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Wow! Any time you talk about the ICU you know it's something serious. You can't more serious than congestive heart failure!
I'll be keeping you in my thoughts. Best wishes on a quick and complete recovery.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 11:01:35
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Get well, and stop congestive heart failuring!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 11:22:23
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57Gregy
Get well, and stop congestive heart failuring!
+1 Just get better real soon and don't worry about us. We'll be fine for a few days. I'm sure Bapu will keep us busy with loads of VIP Freds. Not exactly what you're looking for but if ya really want to see a rack, I'm sure he'll oblige ya there too. The word in the CH is that he has nice moobs. Mike
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 11:43:48
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space_cowboy
congestive heart failure
Shishkabob geronimo ... we need to lose a few pounds and stop smoking them big ones! If anything, for your sake ... and our Bapu sanity ... you do not have the permission to not get better ... so get well, do what you gotta do, and then ... say hello world one more time! (at least ... !!!). Get well ... and nice to see humor still flashing ... though strained. And yeah ... I always thought that those Penthouse Letters were off-key more often than not!
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 11:49:06
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Very sorry to hear that Space.
Best to you and hope the root cause is something
you can easily take care of.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 13:17:55
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Get well soon Maurice. No Spotted Dick and Faggots for you for a while.
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Re:hospitals - myths vs reality
2012/08/02 13:45:07
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Ditto all the dittos....
Keep calm....get well soon!!!
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