This guy walks into the justice center in Cleveland, and the security guards decide to check him out, so they ask him to empty out his pockets, out comes a bag of marijuana. The guy says, "Well you see officer, I can explain, these aren't my pants." The cop say ya okay and they proceed to search the guy and find another bag of grass in his socks, the guy says " Well you see officer, these aren't my socks." Busted !!!!

True Story !!!