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UbiquitousBubba
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2012/08/23 16:51:08 (permalink)

Property of The Chosen One

ConquistaMooch,
 
I won't be online later this weekend to witness the carnage embrace the horror celebrate your nuptials.  I sincerely wish you both all the best and a long life of married bliss as you begin your new life as the Property of the Chosen One.
 
This is a wonderful thing and I could not be happier for you, even if I was buried in becan, covered in melted cheese, dropped in a vat of chili, and forced to eat my way out.
 
I think I lost my train of thought there.
 
Anyway, Congratulations on your wedding!  I hope you don't embarass her more than is absolutely necessary during the ceremony.  I hope that Bapu...well, I just hope you're able to get through most of the event without someone calling 911.
 
Have a great day and make sure to come back and visit us when you're allowed to do so.  Congrats!

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    jbow
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 17:08:50 (permalink)
    I won't be online later this weekend

     
    Why not?
     
    Mooch. Congrats, say "I do" whenever the preacher or whomever asks you anything. Say, "yes dear" whenever the Chosen one asks you anything and you will do well. (After the third time... actually get up and do it.. or something that resembles it)... and REMEMBER, is she whom is to be obeyed gets up and starts working around the house... you better get up and at least pretend to be doing something too. As long as she is sitting around, so can you. Learning these things early on WILL make your life easier.
     
    Also, never argue with a woman, you will NEVER win, you will NEVER get the last word and if you push it... her last word may well go on for a few days.
     

     
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    craigb
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 17:18:55 (permalink)

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 20:35:17 (permalink)
    craigb (ITYRN),

    If that happens in real life I'll be sure to get a photo of it
    (if I can stop posting on the forum long enough to use the camera on the tablet)

    My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though.
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 20:51:28 (permalink)
    bapu


    craigb (ITYRN),

    If that happens in real life I'll be sure to get a photo of it
    (if I can stop posting on the forum long enough to use the camera on the tablet)


    You have a tablet with a camera?

    You should let everyone know about that!

    "We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles.
    In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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    bapu
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 20:54:22 (permalink)
    I may take a pic of my Alembic bass with it and roll out all that info at once.

    My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though.
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    craigb
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 22:03:12 (permalink)
    I expect you to use said tablet as a web cam during all procedings.

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/23 23:37:54 (permalink)
    Make sure you get photos of the Pressley gal.   

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    Bub
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    Re:Property of The Chosen One 2012/08/24 00:02:19 (permalink)
    Mooch ... I won't be around at all until Sunday night, so I hope you see this before your wedding.

    Congratulations and I wish you and your future wife the best. I hope the wedding goes great and everyone has a great time. Can't wait to see some pictures of the two of you and the best man. :)

    Bapu ... hope the traveling goes smooth. Hope all of you have a great time.

    My wife is coming home tomorrow to help pack so I won't be around all weekend. Going to bed now.

    Night all.

    "I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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