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2012/08/26 15:09:38 (permalink)

Mini elephants

You would think that, by now, they would have bred miniature elephants and people would be keeping them as pets. Does anyone else feel a little cheated in this respect? 
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    djwayne
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 15:14:59 (permalink)
    I dunno. I saw elephants at the circus pooping and peeing all over the place with no warning, not so sure I'd want a mini elephant pooping and peeing all over my house.
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 15:44:15 (permalink)
    I envision some kind of elephant litter tray and a preliminary course of house training.  
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 15:53:29 (permalink)
    I dunno, the elephants I seen would be just walking around then all of a sudden "Splat !!"

    Nope, no mini elephants for me !!
     
     
     
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 16:26:06 (permalink)
    The breeder would obviously have to select for poop-control. 
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 18:52:47 (permalink)
    A dog, two chickens and a rogue possum are all I can handle right now. 

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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 19:01:41 (permalink)
    https://www.google.com/se...ygmy+elephant+for+sale
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/26 21:09:25 (permalink)
    While were at it, how come no one has bred giant midgets yet?

     
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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/27 09:33:30 (permalink)
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    While were at it, how come no one has bred giant midgets yet?

    It's probably one of the primary goals for the Human Genome Project.  

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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/27 10:37:39 (permalink)
     I like elephants.

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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/27 10:40:49 (permalink)
     They say that the only way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time. The mini me elephants wouldn't take nearly as long.

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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/27 10:51:41 (permalink)
     Bad things can happen if you have a big elephant. Look at this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTVpIRkH-ls

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    Re:Mini elephants 2012/08/27 11:53:13 (permalink)
    I bet that guy is still taking showers. 
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