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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 13:56:53
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Guinness' Philip Robertson sez it tasted good too.
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Guitarhacker
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 14:19:02
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with 60 pounds of bacon it's a given that it tastes good.
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 14:21:54
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Guitarhacker
with 60 pounds of bacon it's a given that it tastes good.
Just imagine if it had 60 lbs of BECAN? Wait, 60 lbs of becan on a 2,000 lbs of meat seems disproportionate. I mean I have at least 2oz of becan on an 8oz burger. More becan pleeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!
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craigb
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 16:57:07
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"Hey, it's a bit over-cooked, can you make another one for us?"
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 17:57:35
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How in the heck does anyone go about serving and/or eating that? A slice would be knee high...
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 18:44:43
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60 lbs.--it just doesn't seem like enough becan for a burger that size.
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 19:26:56
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Old55
60 lbs.--it just doesn't seem like enough becan for a burger that size.
They had more, but some dog stole a bunch...
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 19:30:40
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Do the math: One ton = 8,000 1/4 pounders. 1 lb. of becan is usually about 16 strips. They usually put two strips onto a 1/4 pound burger so... 2 strips * 8,000 smaller burgers = 16,000 strips which, when divided by 16, is 1,000 pounds. So, yeah, they shorted the becan BIG TIME! (Or there's my dog-thief theory I posted above.  )
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 19:43:09
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craigb
Do the math: One ton = 8,000 1/4 pounders. 1 lb. of becan is usually about 16 strips. They usually put two strips onto a 1/4 pound burger so...
2 strips * 8,000 smaller burgers = 16,000 strips which, when divided by 16, is 1,000 pounds. So, yeah, they shorted the becan BIG TIME!
(Or there's my dog-thief theory I posted above. )
I dinnit need math. Eyeballing it was 'nuff for me.
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/04 20:32:04
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/06 01:08:44
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What is math??
Hmm... is that +1?
Or -1?
Or 22x0+17y-34y/2+1?
Or 2x10(12th)-64x+71y+14x(squared)-1,746,354,795,375=3 Bapu Am chords?
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/06 01:10:58
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But, I do think the burger would be better with a ton of becan and 64 pounds of hamburger (and just why is it called hamburger... shouldn't it be called something like beefburger?).
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/06 01:14:23
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:A 1 Ton Bacon Cheese Burger
2012/09/06 01:30:40
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Lest we forget... The correct ratio is shown below. 
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