Danny Danzi
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Me and my big mouth. :(
The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an umm...you know....starts with e ends with n. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm looking for a place to live, can anyone help me? To make matters worse....I'm not even married....whos wife is this?!  -Danny :)
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 06:38:59
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Danny Danzi
The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an umm...you know....starts with e ends with n.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm looking for a place to live, can anyone help me?
To make matters worse....I'm not even married....whos wife is this?!
-Danny :)
 Too bad it's only our mouths that are too big!
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 06:43:06
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lol - I knew something was up when you opened with "my wife..."
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 07:25:10
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Better someone else's wife than yours!!!! LOL
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 07:41:49
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OHHH Lordy-I needed a good laugh to start the day. Thanks!!! 
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 08:46:00
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( wiping tears from eyes from laughing).............................
Now that's funny....!!
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 08:59:17
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 09:05:09
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That is funny Danny. A friend told me he got some of those little bule pills. He said, "Man... those things work great. Do you know anything good for stretch marks?" BTW, they sell some nice doghouses at the petstore... you may wan't a Beagle style house... or you could talk to Doghouse Riley. Julien
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 09:07:47
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 09:15:51
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Maybe wood will comment on this one *ahem*
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 09:21:39
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If I posted every time I said the wrong thing I wood would probably use up too much internet:)
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Danny Danzi
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 09:44:49
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Hahah glad it gave you guys a little laugh. I thought it was funny too, so I had to share it. :)
Jonbuoy: As much as it pains me to agree....lol....I agree! I once got a date that way actually. I'm talking to this chick and somehow (it wasn't me this time!) the conversation swayed towards "endowed". Of course, like every other red-blooded American male, I had to say "you know it baby, I'm hung like a horse.....(gotta puase) FLY!" Well, needless to say, she lost it cracking up and applauded me for my honesty....and felt sorry for me too. Followed by "what i lack there, I more than make up for in smiles" (insert huge smile from me) and I said "does that count?" She says "no, but nice smile...I might be able to train you. LOL! :) After that date, we lasted 3 years. Hahaha!
LOL Julien that's great! I'll have to use that one.
For some odd reason, other peoples wives always seem to love me...go figure. Good thing I'm not a home-wrecker...man the relationships I could destroy, heaven forbid. Women are worse than men sometimes I tell ya. Good thing I'm not 18 anymore or I'd probably be dead from some husband all bent out of shape. LOL! :) On that note...seems appropriate....happy hump-day coffee house! :)
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 10:46:24
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I almost choked to death when I read this! I was half way thru my banana wrapped in Becan too! I Am still trying to figure out what pill you are talking about. ?
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 16:05:38
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Another wife was standing naked in front of a full length mirror, she turned to her husband and said..... "I'm looking so old now, my thighs are lumpy, my butt is fat and my boobs are all saggy. It feels like I'm falling apart.....tell me something positive to cheer me up ...." "..Well," says hubby, "there's absolutely nothing wrong with your eyesight." .........and that's when the fight started.
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Re:Me and my big mouth. :(
2012/12/12 21:22:28
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I've never been with a 10, but one night I was with five 2's...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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