Mooch4056
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Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about. -- by "William Shakespeare"
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craigb
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/12 21:41:37
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Jonbouy
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/12 22:42:21
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If Shakespeare wrote that twould be the Hokey Cokey.
Nowhere in England have I heard the Hokey Pokey ever mentioned.
Okie Dokey?
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 00:38:09
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RE: gyration, hips in wanton swirl  Oh yeah babe, I can imagine a whole lot of Hokey Pokey going on. And I guess that slipped by the forum censors without a hitch :)
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craigb
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 00:39:41
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I think Chaucer would be better prepared to write this. Hehe...
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 08:01:49
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Gadzooks, methinks 'tis a fine olde lament thee hast scribed.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 08:03:55
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craigb
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 11:56:19
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SteveStrummerUK
Forsooth etc.
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jamesg1213
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 11:58:27
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Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe,
And gleefullye their handes did rubbe,
In expectatione of revelrie,
For 'twas the houre known as happye.
Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe,
And hadde a reallye good laffe.
'Til drunkennesse held full dominione,
For 'twas two for the price of one.
Yet after wine and meade and sac,
Man must have a massive snack,
Great pasties from Cornwalle!
Scottishe eggs round like a balle!
Great hammes, quaile, ducke and geese!
They suck'd the bones and drank the grease!
(One fellowe stood all pale and wan -
for he was vegetarianne)
Yet man knoweth that gluttonie,
Stoketh the fyre of lecherie,
Upon three young wenches round and slye,
The fellowes cast a wanton eye.
One did approach, with drunkene winke:
"'Ello darlin', you fancy a drink?",
Soon they caught them on their knee,
'Twas like some grotesque puppettrie!
Such was the lewdness and debaucherie -
'Twas like a sketch by Dick Emery!
(Except that Dick Emery is not yet borne -
So that comparisonne may not be drawn).
But then the fellowes began to pale,
For quail are not the friende of ale!
And in their bellyes much confusione!
from their throats vile extrusione!
Stinking foule corruptionne!
Came spewinge forth from droolinge lippes,
The fetide stenche did fille the pubbe,
'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe!
Thrown they were, from the Horne And Trumpette,
In the street, no coyne, no strumpet.
Homeward bounde, must quicklie go,
To that ende - a donkey stole!
Their handes all with vomit greased,
(The donkey was not pleased,
And threw them into a ditche of ****e!)
They all agreed:
"What a brillant night!"
post edited by jamesg1213 - 2012/12/13 12:00:24
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craigb
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/13 12:17:46
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I think I've played darts with those chaps!
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Moshkiae
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Re:Hokey Pokey Shakespeare Style
2012/12/14 12:52:12
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Hi,
Don't get me started on Nursery Rhymes ... I might make a crime out of it!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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