If I were King of the Forest..... Grrrrr, arufff, aruff!!!

Actually I am a king. I am Edward Kahn, ruler of the Teddy Bears. Preparing to invade and conquer the island of misfit toys.


J

In my opinion, Government is too important to entrust it to people.  I would prefer to be ruled by a slice of becan.  Hey, everyone would cheer when it showed up at public events.  King Becan's job performance couldn't be any worse than anything we've tried before.  A slice of becan isn't likely to raise taxes, invade neighboring countries, or humilate the nation with it's poor personal judgement.  It's also a lot more logical than being ruled by a slice of brie.

While I haven't had any response from any major political parties, I've been informed that I've been added to a few watch lists.  That's progress, I suppose.

(In order to keep this post within the terms of the TOS, I'll add a musical term.  Ritardando.  It just seemed fitting somehow.)

Now, how is that not an improvement over the current system?