From now on....

All CH disputes are to be settled by a staring contest.

First person who blinks loses.

Just start a thread for yourselves and don't post anything anywhere until you blink.

CH disputes? ;)

daryl1968


HA - I do not have eye lids so will have a distinct advantage

Any proof of that?

daryl1968


HA - I do not have eye lids so will have a distinct advantage

Perhaps your eyelids are like mine and are in-between each finger.  Both of my fingers on each ear have them.

They must have left out the Daryl-part?  :)

Nope...no eyelids here....

drewfx1


All CH disputes are to be settled by a staring contest.

First person who blinks loses.

Just start a thread for yourselves and don't post anything anywhere until you blink.

Go. 
 

These guys are the best;

Staring final

I think you need to realise that staring may offend some people and that you should take this into account before encouraging people to stare.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Some people just don't like it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
and others will feel the need to complain about the staring on behalf of the people who may have been offended but haven't even seen it because they're not here.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Others still may not mind the staring, but will be offended by the concept of blinking. It is after all a word that is occaisionally used as a substitute for a naughty word....."where did I put my blinking keys......" for example. We all know that the word in their head wasn't really "blinking" was it  ? Therefore, the implied use of profanity may offend some people.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I did think that maybe it would just be safer not to post anything at all.......ever. But then someone's bound to complain that everyone is ignoring them now and that it is offensive . Or someone will complain on behalf of those that don't know that they are being ignored because they do not come here any more and therefore don't know that people are ignoring them behind their backs, which is mean.
 
 
 
 
Insincerely yours,
 
 
The Forum Police
 
(not to be confused with the Forum Monkeys)
 
 

daryl1968


HA - I do not have eye lids so will have a distinct advantage

I use a lot of makeup so I can look like Bapu!

paulo


I think you need to realise that staring may offend some people and that you should take this into account before encouraging people to stare.
     
Some people just don't like it
     
 
 
and others will feel the need to complain about the staring on behalf of the people who may have been offended but haven't even seen it because they're not here.
     
 
Others still may not mind the staring, but will be offended by the concept of blinking. It is after all a word that is occaisionally used as a substitute for a naughty word....."where did I put my blinking keys......" for example. We all know that the word in their head wasn't really "blinking" was it  ? Therefore, the implied use of profanity may offend some people.
     
 
I did think that maybe it would just be safer not to post anything at all.......ever. But then someone's bound to complain that everyone is ignoring them now and that it is offensive . Or someone will complain on behalf of those that don't know that they are being ignored because they do not come here any more and therefore don't know that people are ignoring them behind their backs, which is mean.
    
Insincerely yours,
 
 
The Forum Police
 
(not to be confused with the Forum Monkeys)
 

Luckily I have anticipated all of these problems (and others) and have developed a strategy to deal with them appropriately:  

It's called "not caring".