quantumeffect
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Neanderthal surrogate wanted
I first saw this title in the online MIT Technology Review and just assumed it was a certain someone looking to produce offspring (see, you should never assume) ... but apparently a scientist unaffiliated with the CH wants to clone a Neanderthal and needs a surrogate (in his words ... a very brave woman). http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/expert-clone-neanderthals-article-1.1244751
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bapu
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 14:09:34
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 14:35:46
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Sounds like mixing Homosapiens with Neanderthal could possibly create a type of Troll-YIKES  Or how ever ya spell that stuff
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 15:18:12
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bapu
I'm gonna volunteer.
You gots da moobs! Oh, oh--so do I.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 15:20:04
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digi2ns
Sounds like mixing Homosapiens with Neanderthal could possibly create a type of Troll-YIKES
Or how ever ya spell that stuff
What would that be? Hmmm, a Neandersapien or Homoderthal? I guess it's better than a mixed metaphor.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 15:29:03
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 16:34:28
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Are we sure this isn't some sort of insurance scam?
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 16:40:43
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UbiquitousBubba
Are we sure this isn't some sort of insurance scam?
Why? Do you want in on it too?
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 20:41:49
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A quick run-down of the shows on TV seems to indicate that this test has already been performed...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:26:05
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craigb
A quick run-down of the shows on TV seems to indicate that this test has already been performed...
TV? Hell, you looked upstairs lately ...
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:30:09
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Bub
craigb
A quick run-down of the shows on TV seems to indicate that this test has already been performed...
TV? Hell, you looked upstairs lately ...
No, I'm happy down here, but point taken.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:36:35
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craigb
Bub
craigb
A quick run-down of the shows on TV seems to indicate that this test has already been performed...
TV? Hell, you looked upstairs lately ...
No, I'm happy down here, but point taken.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:47:39
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Bub
craigb
A quick run-down of the shows on TV seems to indicate that this test has already been performed...
TV? Hell, you looked upstairs lately ...
There goes Bub. Stirring up trouble again!  (Insulting the Neanderthals like that!)
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craigb
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:53:14
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It's OK, they won't understand anyway.
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Bub
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/22 23:59:29
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Hey, I've invented a new Bub. Bub 2.0. A nicer, warmer, friendlier Bub. One that even Bapu could love again.  
Maybe
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craigb
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 00:12:56
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Would a radioactive zombie be considered warmer?
(Or are we referring to analog warmth here?)
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Bub
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 00:19:42
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craigb
Would a radioactive zombie be considered warmer?
(Or are we referring to analog warmth here?)
Well, after I pop a few Rad-X, and a Stim-Pak or two, I'll be good as new and striving for that Analog warmth we've all come to know and love. BTW ... none of that first part made any sense unless you're a Fallout 3 fan. So far I've logged 250 hours. My how time flies roaming the radioactive post-apocalyptic Capital wasteland.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 00:32:48
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Sick. Edit = Not, "sick like a jet black Porsche." but... Sick.
post edited by Linear Phase - 2013/01/23 00:36:07
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quantumeffect
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 07:43:06
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My how time flies roaming the radioactive post-apocalyptic Capital wasteland ... hopefully in an automobile like this gentleman when he went out and took his chances in a post apocalyptic world: http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2519759&high=
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The Maillard Reaction
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post edited by mister happy - 2018/02/26 12:52:17
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 08:47:59
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Hi,
I got the theme song!
From that group called "Hotlegs" ...
I'm a neanderthal man and you are a neanderthal woman and we make neanderthal love! (Something like that!)
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 09:29:23
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There's a lot of very good evidence around that suggests we interbred with neanderthals.
It's generally accepted that Homo neanderthalensis were either a sub-species of Homo sapiens or a separate species of the genus Homo that shared a common ancestor in Africa around 500,000 years ago. The Neanderthals went on to thrive in areas of Europe and the Near East, while Humans lived on the African savannah. As we spread north into Europe, it's believed that we were responsible, along with the effects of climate change, for the eventual demise of the Neanderthals. However, it's well understood that during the period of co-existence, there was some interbreeding between the two species/subspecies.
As a result of many studies, including the mapping of both the Human and Neanderthal genomes, it's estimated that our genetic code contains around 1 - 4% Neanderthal DNA.
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quantumeffect
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 11:09:28
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There's a lot of very good evidence around that suggests we interbred with neanderthals.
Speak for yourself. I know the unofficial CH credo is … what happens in the CH stays in the CH … but aren’t we sharing a bit too much. Maybe a don’t ask, don’t tell policy (wrt relationships w/ Neanderthals)?!?!
post edited by quantumeffect - 2013/01/23 11:10:48
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 11:45:34
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SteveStrummerUK
There's a lot of very good evidence around that suggests we interbred with neanderthals.
It's generally accepted that Homo neanderthalensis were either a sub-species of Homo sapiens or a separate species of the genus Homo that shared a common ancestor in Africa around 500,000 years ago. The Neanderthals went on to thrive in areas of Europe and the Near East, while Humans lived on the African savannah. As we spread north into Europe, it's believed that we were responsible, along with the effects of climate change, for the eventual demise of the Neanderthals. However, it's well understood that during the period of co-existence, there was some interbreeding between the two species/subspecies.
As a result of many studies, including the mapping of both the Human and Neanderthal genomes, it's estimated that our genetic code contains around 1 - 4% Neanderthal DNA.
Though, as with any distribution, there can be the occasional higher percentage or pooling as we call it. For example: 
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 13:00:06
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Hey! I hang out upstairs. :-(
Now if you'll excuse me I have some lice to pick and eat.
*harumph*
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bapu
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 13:16:26
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quantumeffect
My how time flies roaming the radioactive post-apocalyptic Capital wasteland
... hopefully in an automobile like this gentleman when he went out and took his chances in a post apocalyptic world:
http://forum.cakewalk.com/tm.aspx?m=2519759&high=
That is so Well Done Dave!!!!!
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Bub
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 15:04:44
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Went to school with a girl everyone called 'Leannederthal'.
Ugly as sin but a super nice gal.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 20:23:01
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Bub
Went to school with a girl everyone called 'Leannederthal'.
Ugly as sin but a super nice gal.
Reminds me of an old friend's pickup routine at nightclubs: Go ugly early.
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Re:Neanderthal surrogate wanted
2013/01/23 20:29:20
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Moshkiae
Hi,
I got the theme song!
From that group called "Hotlegs" ...
I'm a neanderthal man and you are a neanderthal woman and we make neanderthal love! (Something like that!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgktcySf_aw
The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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