bayoubill
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Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
I want my kids and family to know I don't really care who took my strawberries. I just want them to know why I have no money and answer the question from my sisters "If you Am so good why ain't you famous?". Well I have the answer! I Am the real life version of Captain Queeg! I Am crazy for a reason! Why I Want My Strawberries
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/29 15:26:32
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Tell your kin that in the Coffee House, you're more than famous. You're Infamous.
You can also tell them that as an Artist, you do not trouble yourself with trivial things like money.
You can then tell them that you could use their help with some trivial things.
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/29 15:33:33
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Bill, tell them you've been name checked in THIS SONG. That should WOW them.
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/29 15:56:46
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☄ Helpful
Pistolpete goes up to the ice cream vendor in the park.
"Could I have a large cornet please" he asks.
"Certainly" replies the seller, "Would you like some strawberry sauce on that?"
"It doesn't really matter" says Pete, "I'll drop it anyway."
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/29 21:20:56
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(*Wants to ask Steve what the feck a "cornet" is, but won't...*)
Bill, tell them the term "starving artist" must be earned!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bayoubill
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/29 21:32:38
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You're Infamous you've been name checked
That's enough to WOW me!  I would like to add "Banned" to that list!
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Old55
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 10:37:51
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You could go out and pick some strawberries.
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 10:41:03
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I got lost in a strawberry field once. It just seemed to go on and on forever...
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Old55
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 18:36:33
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Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 18:49:56
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Old55
Living is easy with eyes closed.
Your eyes close? Only my eyelids close, but maybe that's just me...
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 19:45:38
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Those strawberries were water and grown using floridnated water wasn't it?
I don't know why your not famous. I'll let you know when I find out?
From Now On Call Me Conquistador!
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Old55
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 20:22:49
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craigb
Old55
Living is easy with eyes closed.
Your eyes close? Only my eyelids close, but maybe that's just me...
Yeah. They're about an inch apart.
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craigb
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 20:39:57
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Oh, I see... 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Old55
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 20:49:58
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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bayoubill
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 21:21:37
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I Am country now! Just in case any of you guys doubted it! No more classical pickins fer me anymore!
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 22:56:38
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Mooch4056
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 23:08:12
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Did you guys know that mushrooms are actually a fungus ?
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/30 23:37:25
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Mooch4056
Did you guys know that mushrooms are actually a fungus ?
Does that mean you and Bapu are mushrooms? ('Cause you're fun guys?)
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Mooch4056
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/31 00:53:38
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Strawberry fields forever
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/31 01:11:59
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Mooch4056
Strawberry fields forever
That's soooo post #8! 
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pistolpete
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Re:Where My Strawberries Or Why I Am Not Famous
2013/01/31 19:38:07
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I think Strummy thinks a cornet is a fungus.
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