My sartorial superiority is beyond reproach or question. I have been, am now and will always remain, in the vanguard of haute couture. My hats (that's right my dimbulbed and "so called" conquistador...I'm wearing two) have been known to make leading fashionistas the world over quake with both fear and ENVY!!!!
As to my sunburn...whose crimson hue perfectly offsets the ensemble...'twas caused by falling asleep on the beach at Cannes during the festival after one too many gin rickeys.