Bad well jokes?

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2013/02/22 16:48:43 (permalink)

Bad well jokes?

What did one well say to the other well?

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    sharke
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 16:56:44 (permalink)
    Well?

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 17:16:17 (permalink)
    Something deep?
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 18:06:17 (permalink)

    This isn't going two too well.




    See what I did there

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 18:08:26 (permalink)
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    What did one well say to the other well?

    (UK Version) "In Australia, I'd be a chimney"
     
    (US Version) "In China, I'd be a chimney"

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 18:40:08 (permalink)
    Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
     
    HTH.

     
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 18:51:18 (permalink)
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    Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
     
    HTH.

     
    What about H.G.
     
     
    And Orson (not Mork's mate)
     
     
     

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 20:36:53 (permalink)
    Definitely not 



    "how do you like your steak?"

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 23:42:22 (permalink)
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    craigb


    Nothing.  Well's can't talk.
     
    HTH.

     
    What about H.G.
     
     
    And Orson (not Mork's mate)
     
     
     


    I'll give you H. G., but Orson Wells?  - I think not!

     
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/22 23:48:41 (permalink)
    "Oil, gas, or water?"

    "Water."

    "I'm thirsty, all that oil deep down, doesn't help the thirst you know?"

    "Well, have some well tasting well water."

    "Thanks."

    "You're wellcome."
     
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    post edited by noldar12 - 2013/02/22 23:50:14

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/23 02:33:57 (permalink)
    We'll put on our wellies for that one.

     
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/23 04:07:15 (permalink)
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/23 10:30:49 (permalink)
    Soens - LMHO!

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/23 13:19:30 (permalink)
    What did one well say to the other well? 

    Whoa, that's one hell of an orifice. 

     
     
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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/23 17:50:25 (permalink)
    Didn't I see you in that made for TV movie "Everybody's Baby: The Rescue of Jessica McClure".

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/24 09:29:54 (permalink)
    and it's certainly not

    "Well done pig"

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/24 15:33:14 (permalink)
    Unless the pig is the one from "Babe"...

    Oh wait, that was "That well do"... IIRC.

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/24 20:21:32 (permalink)
    Wait! Did you just call me a Pig?!

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    Re:Bad well jokes? 2013/02/24 20:30:35 (permalink)
    BTW! I just switched to Gecko!



    Side note: There will be no more of those "cute" little Gecko commercials.
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