I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty

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2013/03/02 03:39:18 (permalink)

I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty

What's the opposite of pistachios? Is it lettuce? 

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    sharke
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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 03:40:44 (permalink)
    Never mind. I had a banana....pretty sure that's going to mop up the salt. 

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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 03:52:55 (permalink)
    Salty snacks are my downfall. 

     
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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 04:31:46 (permalink)
    time for beer

    too many lasers...






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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 04:33:41 (permalink)
    Still trying to figure out what the poor pistachios had to do with your feeling dirty...

     
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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 04:38:34 (permalink)
    There's got to be some humour in a pound of nuts, but I'm too tired to work it out. Someone will have to take over.

     
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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 04:40:19 (permalink)

    This is my downfall..  I simply, can not have, this type of product around me..  

    too many lasers...






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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 04:47:41 (permalink)
    Linear Phase



    This is my downfall..  I simply, can not have, this type of product around me..  


    You need a giraffe to go with this.  Do you have a giraffe?

     
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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 07:42:45 (permalink)
    Damn Costco...I have picked up that monster bag of pistachios before thinking it would last a month.....gone in a weekend.  (They have them right by the check out at my costco.)

    A least they do not put that awful red crap on them anymore...or maybe that dye functioned as a way to tell when you had too many.  Once your entire hand and lower half of your face is red....STOP!

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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 08:06:40 (permalink)
    It was a warning to you..."you are enjoying it too much..".

    The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate.

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    Re:I just ate a whole 16oz bag of salted pistashios and now I feel dirty 2013/03/02 10:46:58 (permalink)
    The pile of shells I made was epic, there were enough for a driveway. 

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