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2013/03/13 03:33:27 (permalink)

Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 05:06:56 (permalink)
Neither are likely to meet with any degree of success..........

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 09:48:23 (permalink)

I prefer a chukka of croquet while ever so slightly tipsy.



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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 10:06:34 (permalink)
Both produce excellent video clips for internet distribution.  It's respectable how some sacrifice themselves on the altar of entertainment.

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 10:08:46 (permalink)
Bawling drunks versus gall stones?

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 10:14:33 (permalink)
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discuss..


why?

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 10:26:36 (permalink)
Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 11:16:21 (permalink)
Since I don't smoke I can only comment on one of those two activities, though I'd expect to also be thrown out of the "playing arena" if I tried it.

 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 11:22:10 (permalink)
I believe if you bowled stoned and golfed drunk it would be dangerous! 

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 11:25:06 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 11:52:12 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 13:07:04 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!


I have to agree.......

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 13:19:09 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!


I have to agree.......

I think you two are high right now! 

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/13 13:26:46 (permalink)
Golfing stoned ...
 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/15 05:22:01 (permalink)
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discuss..


why?
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/15 08:24:01 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!


I have to agree.......

I think you two are high right now! 
wheeeeeee!!!!!


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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/15 14:56:12 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
No, I think Beagles is right.  Why?  Why do these two events have to oppose each other?  (Vs.)

I see no reason why you can't do both.  At the same time.  While juggling chainsaws.  On acid.

 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/16 11:32:30 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!
 
Good gawd I hope not.  I've done acid in my youth... Twice... First time was none stop laughter for hours on end. Second time was the complete opposite. Never touched it again.   Do they even make acid anymore?


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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/16 14:22:06 (permalink)
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discuss..

Pass!
 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/16 21:00:27 (permalink)
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Drunk Bowling...lets ball off too late..ball hits ceiling, falls to floor....

Stoned Golfer...hits ball...oooooohhh...look at the pretty vapour trail!!!!!


vapour trail?  apparently getting "stoned" doesn't mean the same thing it used to! 

Some of the more recent strains have more in common with acid than marijuana!
 
Good gawd I hope not.  I've done acid in my youth... Twice... First time was none stop laughter for hours on end. Second time was the complete opposite. Never touched it again.   Do they even make acid anymore?


Yep.  And in your home town too.

 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/16 21:34:21 (permalink)
Oh I know, we have some killer stuff here. I've heard it's gotten a lot more potent than it was back in the 80s.


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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/17 02:14:02 (permalink)
Acid! Ha....I spent half of the summer of '95 on the stuff. A friend bought a few "sheets" with the intention of selling them on, only he changed his mind and we indulged almost every day for a good 4 or 5 weeks. "Highlights" included climbing a cliff face with the giggles, and going to the airport to watch planes take off. Looking back it was a totally stupid thing to do, and nobody should ever take that much acid. It really screws with you after a while, and apparently affects your vision long term as well. Although when I watch those wild sativa videos on YouTube it makes me wonder if I would have survived my 20's in this day and age. If I could go back and wave a magic wand I would not do it. Drugs really mess with your mental clarity on a long term basis. 

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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/17 02:21:37 (permalink)
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Acid! Ha....I spent half of the summer of '95 on the stuff. A friend bought a few "sheets" with the intention of selling them on, only he changed his mind and we indulged almost every day for a good 4 or 5 weeks. "Highlights" included climbing a cliff face with the giggles, and going to the airport to watch planes take off. Looking back it was a totally stupid thing to do, and nobody should ever take that much acid. It really screws with you after a while, and apparently affects your vision long term as well. Although when I watch those wild sativa videos on YouTube it makes me wonder if I would have survived my 20's in this day and age. If I could go back and wave a magic wand I would not do it. Drugs really mess with your mental clarity on a long term basis. 


And yet it explains so much...

 
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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/17 11:06:04 (permalink)
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Acid! Ha....I spent half of the summer of '95 on the stuff. A friend bought a few "sheets" with the intention of selling them on, only he changed his mind and we indulged almost every day for a good 4 or 5 weeks. 


Good lord sharke! I mean I was no angle in my teens but geebus!


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Re:Bowling drunk vs Golfing Stoned 2013/03/17 12:44:31 (permalink)
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Acid! Ha....I spent half of the summer of '95 on the stuff. A friend bought a few "sheets" with the intention of selling them on, only he changed his mind and we indulged almost every day for a good 4 or 5 weeks. "Highlights" included climbing a cliff face with the giggles, and going to the airport to watch planes take off. Looking back it was a totally stupid thing to do, and nobody should ever take that much acid. It really screws with you after a while, and apparently affects your vision long term as well. Although when I watch those wild sativa videos on YouTube it makes me wonder if I would have survived my 20's in this day and age. If I could go back and wave a magic wand I would not do it. Drugs really mess with your mental clarity on a long term basis. 


And yet it explains so much...

It certainly explains how I've seen every Simpsons episode up to 1995 about 30 times each. 

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