Hi,
Mine would be worse than that!
1. No music notation allowed!
2. Can't play it, but will assist with the greatest array of insanity and inanity and laughs you ever had!
3. Sound effects mandatory, and not optional! (Opium optional, of course!)
4. Special effects and smoke bombs all come with the territory as does cheap comedy during serious song to confuse fans!
5. Movies of bare (and not bare) naked ladies allowed, but not necessary. In various states of dress is more fun and interesting, specially when the song has nothing to do with it!
6. Special version of "In the Hall of the Mountain Bing" with a guest solo by Bapu, is optional, but more expensive, if the fans so want it! They won't regret this bonus and will remember it well, specially the movie that goes with it!
7. Top Ten be damned. Die!
8. If you have a label on it, don't bother calling me. Not interested in copies!
9. Original only. We will make Andy Warhol look stupid!
There ... wrote it all! If it got Keith Moon a job, it might get me one!
post edited by Moshkiae - 2013/03/25 11:20:08