Siamese Twins walk into a bar........

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. 

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." 
 
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?" 
 
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. 
 
"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..." 

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude." 

"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

I once dated a Siamese twin.

But she dumped me...






She found out I was seemng her sister behind her back.

The doctor charged me £5,000 for separating me from my Siamese twin and didn't even make a good job of it.







I think I've been ripped off.

SteveStrummerUK


The doctor charged me £5,000 for separating me from my Siamese twin and didn't even make a good job of it.







I think I've been ripped off.

You must be beside yourself with anger.

Is this a group buy sale?

Jonbouy

SteveStrummerUK


The doctor charged me £5,000 for separating me from my Siamese twin and didn't even make a good job of it.







I think I've been ripped off.

You must be beside yourself with anger.