Double check those texts

 I intended to text "Love you bunches"....somehow it came out " love you b**ches". It was sent to my daughter who was at my ex house.

I once received a text from a Scotsman.

I could tell he was comfortably cool in the lower underpant department by how few cuss words he was using to say "Hello darling the noo, I'm frozen to a lamp post by the bell-end..... please bring warm water and whisky."

I hadn't the heart to reply and explain that he's texted the wrong number. I think he would have been pretty miffed already without me adding to his woes.

Oh yeah..... you must certainly take the time to proof read your texts.

I was sending a communication to the young girl who sang on Give me a Chance and some other tunes..... something about the song or the next session and ....well, I don't recall the exact words I was trying to send but autocorrect changed a few to something that was really bad. Really bad, especially considering that this was a young girl who was a friend of my daughter and not even an adult..... yikes!

I'm glad I checked it before I clicked on send.   She would have been really upset, and I would have a lot of splainin to do.... 

I fixed it... then carefully read it again and then sent the message. 

Auto correct will get you into trouble if you're not careful. 

I use voice recognition software in my phone now to do much of my long message typing.... even that, you gotta read it first. 

yep - I have autocorrect off myself.  better to type every letter than to send something inappropriate.

I find that using voice recognition in this phone is actually amazing accurate as long as I speak slowly and cleanly enunciate each word. 

57Gregy

as long as I speak slowly

 
We're from the South; isn't that redundant?

This website cracks me up (and, yes, I also have auto-correct OFF):

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/