Helpful ReplyI love doing laundry in the middle of the night because:

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2013/05/12 00:40:23 (permalink)

I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because:

I hate my neighbor, and my walls are so thin, and I know she can hear these incredibly loud laundry machines, and I think its funny, because I never sleep, and she can go to heck for all I care.

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 02:16:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
You could try washing the communal CHB undershreddies, the shrieks and screams from Straummy* as you try to remove them would wake the whole neighbourhood.












* I have no proof Straummy is the current occupier of the CHB undershreadies other than the way he walks...

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 02:42:26 (permalink)
Well the bad news is: Turned out to be only 3 loads.

The good news is:  These last two loads are track pants and soft shirts that need to be dried with low heat.  So obviously that takes, "4 and frikkin eva."  Not as loud as drying jeans and towels, but annoying nonetheless.

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 10:22:23 (permalink)
try a load or two of sneakers.  they make one heck of a racket in the dryer.  even one pair works fine and they are all nice and clean again. 

Then.... as an added bonus.... record the dryer with the sneakers and play it on a loop ..... 

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 12:12:54 (permalink)
Karma is a b!tch...your next neighbor is going to be a karaoke-loving Justin Beiber fan. 

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 13:08:50 (permalink)
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Karma is a b!tch...your next neighbor is going to be a karaoke-loving Justin Beiber fan. 


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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 13:38:21 (permalink)
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sharke


Karma is a b!tch...your next neighbor is going to be a karaoke-loving Justin Beiber fan. 


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Or worse ... the next time she has some ___ she will be so loud in her enjoyment, that he will regret it!
 
He will have to go over there and say ... TRUCE!

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 17:13:16 (permalink)
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You could try washing the communal CHB undershreddies, the shrieks and screams from Straummy* as you try to remove them would wake the whole neighbourhood.












* I have no proof Straummy is the current occupier of the CHB undershreadies other than the way he walks...

 
They're starting to itch a bit.
 
Maybe a good dose of Persil might help.
 
 
 

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Re:I love doing laundry in the middle of the night because: 2013/05/12 17:29:20 (permalink)
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Karyn


You could try washing the communal CHB undershreddies, the shrieks and screams from Straummy* as you try to remove them would wake the whole neighbourhood.












* I have no proof Straummy is the current occupier of the CHB undershreadies other than the way he walks...

 
They're starting to itch a bit.
 
Maybe a good dose of Persil might help.
 
 
 

Should we know who she is?

 
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