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2013/05/24 03:18:35 (permalink)

Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper

Dear Ms. Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper

Now that you've been divorced, for the fourth time, for four months, I implore you to quit marrying dudes with funny names.  That is all.
Sincerely,

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 03:20:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpful
She should never have left Elton.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 14:30:15 (permalink)
Don't know who she is ... but she has to be pretty old if she has been married to Isaac, Lee Harvey, Jackie and Omar.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 14:50:04 (permalink)
Apparently, she's been staying alive by being married to these grease monkey's.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 15:07:34 (permalink)
what in the world are you guys talking about?

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 18:01:30 (permalink)
batsbrew


what in the world are you guys talking about?


If you were a middle-aged, single, bon-bon eating female with cats, you'd understand. 

 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 18:53:48 (permalink)
"Zaaaaaa   naa doooooo..."

da da da daaaaa da










Sorry,  I don't know what came over me.



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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 18:59:35 (permalink)

As the actress said to the bishop.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 19:03:40 (permalink)
I don't know what you mean Steve.....        

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 19:36:37 (permalink)
Wow ... now we are referencing Coleridge.

This thread is deep.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 22:26:41 (permalink)
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Wow ... now we are referencing Coleridge.

This thread is deep.


But not very wide.

 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/24 22:55:14 (permalink)
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 08:05:50 (permalink)
I honestly Love You
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 17:11:44 (permalink)
I don't get it.
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 17:39:43 (permalink)
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I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?

 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 18:12:56 (permalink)
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I don't get it.

 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 18:22:06 (permalink)
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paulo


I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?


So, what you're saying is that if I do mathematical equations and purchase some glass receptacles for some avian mammals this will make me understand what the **** the OP is on about ?
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 18:28:17 (permalink)
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craigb


paulo


I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?


So, what you're saying is that if I do mathematical equations and purchase some glass receptacles for some avian mammals this will make me understand what the **** the OP is on about ?

 
Well put sir, very eloquent.
 
Incidentally, is that expletive "f***" or "ph***"

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 18:31:26 (permalink)
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paulo


craigb


paulo


I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?


So, what you're saying is that if I do mathematical equations and purchase some glass receptacles for some avian mammals this will make me understand what the **** the OP is on about ?

 
Well put sir, very eloquent.
 
Incidentally, is that expletive "f***" or "ph***"

****, definitely ****.
 
 
 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 20:00:48 (permalink)
paulo


craigb


paulo


I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?


So, what you're saying is that if I do mathematical equations and purchase some glass receptacles for some avian mammals this will make me understand what the **** the OP is on about ?

NO just Google" Oliva Newton John" it will become quite clear AFA her, now all her marriages, thats her choice,,
she was a hot little cutie at one time,, so maybe her "husbands"  had other motives in matramony.

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/25 22:48:58 (permalink)
Talk about a weird coincidence, I don’t think I have ever heard Isaac Newton and Lee Harvey Oswald ever mentioned in the same sentence prior to this thread about some serial marrier named Olivia and then this article about people whose bodies have been exhumed pops up on my MSN homepage … and guess what … both Newton and Oswald were exhumed.  Strange days indeed.
http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/famous-exhumations-ss

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/26 07:17:45 (permalink)
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paulo


craigb


paulo


I don't get it.


Have your tried working out and buying the birds a few jars?


So, what you're saying is that if I do mathematical equations and purchase some glass receptacles for some avian mammals this will make me understand what the **** the OP is on about ?

NO just Google" Oliva Newton John" it will become quite clear AFA her, now all her marriages, thats her choice,,
she was a hot little cutie at one time,, so maybe her "husbands"  had other motives in matramony.

So, this will be the Olivia Newton John that never married any of those names in the OP and is still with her 2nd husband ?
 
Well, thanks for clearing that up ! ;)
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/26 07:30:19 (permalink)
 
Confused?
 
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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/26 10:23:12 (permalink)
oh........her! the neutron bomb!..finally

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Re:Open Letter to Olivia Newton Oswald-Cooper-Bradly-Haper 2013/05/26 10:54:51 (permalink)
Hi,

Not worth the price of admission!

Stop wasting your time!

As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
  
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