Re: Something else for $20
2013/08/23 16:28:59
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Doctor to patient: "I have some bad news, and some really bad news".
Patient: "Give me the bad news first".
Doctor: "The tests came back and said you have three days left to live".
Patient: "Yikes! What could possibly be worse news than that?"
Doctor: "I meant to call you last Tuesday."
Sorry, I wrote "today and tomorrow only" but I was a day late. It should have read "today and yesterday only". The good news is that Sampletekk has multiple half-price sales every year with an extra 10% off for repeat customers, so those prices will be available again, probably before the end of the year.

All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to.
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