UbiquitousBubba
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I Acquired Myself
It seemed like a good idea at the time. I paid myself to take me off of my hands. I thought I would turn a profit on the deal. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no resale value.
I can't do anything with this thing. It just sits, drinking coffee and asking for more becan. It is a whiny, obnoxious, and repulsive lump of sludge. I'm ashamed to be seen with it. The worst part is that it appears that I can't get rid of it. I mean, I am stuck with it until Time gives up and goes home.
Worst. Investment. Ever.
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Mesh
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/24 09:54:17
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UbiquitousBubba
I paid myself to take me off of my hands.
That's deep.... I was trying to figure out how many of "you" are really there in this deal and the closest I can come with is X3.
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bapu
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/24 11:22:28
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Will you take me in trade for you UB?
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/24 12:44:16
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That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you. He's not willing to take a loss.
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craigb
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/24 16:57:57
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UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you. He's not willing to take a loss.
Unless he can somehow profit by it. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Old55
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 05:13:54
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I'm sure he has any tax decisions worked out.
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Jonbouy
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 05:36:39
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I tried to acquire myself but I couldn't afford to at my prices.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Jonbouy
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 05:43:23
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UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you. He's not willing to take a loss.
Bapu is a long term investment in my portfolio, when the intellectual property component finally matures I'm set to make billions.
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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craigb
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 06:04:40
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Jonbouy
UbiquitousBubba
That would be the Deal of the Century for me, Bapu, but Jonbouy has a lien on you. He's not willing to take a loss.
Bapu is a long term investment in my portfolio, when the intellectual property component finally matures I'm set to make billions.
Shirley you're not waiting for Bapu to mature???
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 08:33:04
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 08:54:47
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I am so tired of people asking me, "Why can't you be more like cheese?" That's such an unfair standard. I can't live up to that! I'm always hearing about the great and wonderful accomplishments of cheese. They go on and on and on about cheese. I'm sick of it. "Cheese, cheese, cheese!" (whiny Jan Brady voice)*
*(No Marcias were intentionally injured during the creation of this post. Okay, there was a broken nose, but it was a total accident.)
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Mesh
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 09:02:31
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Arrr you sure its cheese they're talking bout' and not a bottle of wine matey?
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Old55
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 12:02:20
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I've been compared to cheese--a fine aged Limburger.
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craigb
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 16:28:52
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Cheese is good. Especially when it's melted over becan!
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 16:58:19
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I bet cheese tastes better melted over becan than I do.
Cheese, cheese cheese!
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craigb
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 17:17:13
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Hey! Who cut the cheese???
*Phew!*
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/25 17:22:13
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Old55
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Re: I Acquired Myself
2013/09/26 03:36:39
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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