How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal

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2013/10/01 12:43:41 (permalink)

How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal

It's quite simple. 
 


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    Old55
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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 12:46:06 (permalink)
      Now that's funny!

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 12:47:10 (permalink)
    lol
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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 12:51:18 (permalink)
    lol

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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 12:53:34 (permalink)


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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 13:01:48 (permalink)
     
    Good one

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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 13:23:46 (permalink)
    lol
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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 16:16:37 (permalink)
    Can't..................breath!

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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/01 17:26:03 (permalink)


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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/03 12:34:10 (permalink)
    No no.... that's an honest dog, almost, that is. It's looking you into the eyes. It means he tried to get involved in a sex scandal but
    the ****, or it's owner, disagreed. There's a relieved twinkle in the eyes. He understands that had he succeeded he had gotten caught for it.

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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/03 17:19:38 (permalink)
    Love it!

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    Re: How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal 2013/10/04 10:17:44 (permalink)
    Hi,
     
    I have to admit that I would worry more if the dog did not DO any sniffing around ... scandal or not is when the neighbor comes over and wants to wack the dog's but with a 2x4 that got his chihuawah all shook up and hurt!

    As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
      
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