Magpie Season

Oh, I remember those damn birds from when I lived over there. I was walking to school or the shops, minding my own business, then a damn bird attacked me - and people told me to look out for spiders and snakes!!!! No those damn magpies, they are what makes Australia dangerous! Sharks and snakes are friendly little pets compared to the magpies! And the swallows were pretty bad too. And some other bird that I don't know what is called, it would actually pull my hair and one of them pecked a Swedish friend of mine in the head when she was walking to the shops. Aussie birds, mean little bastards!