A new way to look at Australia...

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2013/11/05 17:27:43 (permalink)

A new way to look at Australia...


 
Gotta love it... hehe.
 
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    paulo
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    Re: A new way to look at Australia... 2013/11/05 17:53:06 (permalink)
    I always liked this one....
     


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    craigb
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    Re: A new way to look at Australia... 2013/11/05 20:02:34 (permalink)
    The Wonders Down Under, eh?

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re: A new way to look at Australia... 2013/11/05 22:33:46 (permalink)
     
    In the recent Australian general election, one of the main taking points concerned the number of illegal immigrants there are in the country.

    Government sources suggest the figure is around 60,000.

    Aboriginal sources say it's nearer twenty three million.
     
     

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    paulo
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    Re: A new way to look at Australia... 2013/11/06 16:29:00 (permalink)
    An Englishman is emigrating to Australia and arrives at the immigration desk.
     
    The official sees his UK pasport and immediately adopts a very hostile attitude.


    Before I can permit you to enter you will have to answer some questions and you better not lie to me, ok ?
     
    "Yes."
     
    "Do you have any alcohol, food or explosives in your bags" asks the official.
    "Absolutely not," responds the Englishman

    "Are you a member of any political or terrorist organisations"
    "Definitely not,"

    "Do you have a criminal record?"
    "Sorry, no. I didn't know you still needed one!"

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    Re: A new way to look at Australia... 2013/11/06 16:35:39 (permalink)
    I see stingrays next to Steve Irwin and can't help thinking it's a joke (sick).
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