drewfx1
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If a female tree falls in the forest...
...is she allowed to accuse you of not listening? 
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Mesh
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 10:09:41
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☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2014/02/06 10:09:07
drewfx1
If a female tree falls in the forest...
...is she allowed to accuse you of not listening?
1) It's your fault for letting her fall 2) See #1
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 10:28:24
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 11:55:53
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☼ Best Answerby drewfx1 2014/02/06 12:21:30
If a man answers, "What?" he not only wasn't listening, but he also failed to... - Share his feelings
- Pay attention to multiple simultaneous disconnected conversation threads
- Empathize with the planet
- Dress properly
- Eat like a civilized human being
- "Like" the most recent cute kitten Facebook post
- Live up to expectations
- Get off his lazy hindquarters and complete the simple tasks assigned to him
- Fix that pesky weather problem
- Move that music junk back to the basement where it belongs
- Get someone else to play his music so it will be good
- Stop looking like that
- Man up (grow a spine is also acceptable)
- Be more like...(insert relative here)
- Find Eye of Newt at the local grocery store.
- Ask an employee where to find Eye of Newt
- Call and ask her where to find Eye of Newt
- Pay attention so that he realized she didn't ask for Eye of Newt. She obviously meant shredded lettuce. Duh!
- Ask for directions
- Follow directions
- Read The Flamboyant Manual
- Use the term, "Your Highness" when asking, "What?"
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Mesh
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 12:19:31
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UbiquitousBubba
If a man answers, "What?" he not only wasn't listening, but he also failed to...
- Share his feelings
- Pay attention to multiple simultaneous disconnected conversation threads
- Empathize with the planet
- Dress properly
- Eat like a civilized human being
- "Like" the most recent cute kitten Facebook post
- Live up to expectations
- Get off his lazy hindquarters and complete the simple tasks assigned to him
- Fix that pesky weather problem
- Move that music junk back to the basement where it belongs
- Get someone else to play his music so it will be good
- Stop looking like that
- Man up (grow a spine is also acceptable)
- Be more like...(insert relative here)
- Find Eye of Newt at the local grocery store.
- Ask an employee where to find Eye of Newt
- Call and ask her where to find Eye of Newt
- Pay attention so that he realized she didn't ask for Eye of Newt. She obviously meant shredded lettuce. Duh!
- Ask for directions
- Follow directions
- Read The Flamboyant Manual
- Use the term, "Your Highness" when asking, "What?"
Is this how the (portable) Wood Chipper was invented? 
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drewfx1
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 12:23:21
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☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2014/02/06 12:26:42
I think, therefore I am guilty.
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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craigb
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 17:05:10
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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paulo
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 17:18:58
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'Hunting Flies' he responded.
'Oh! Did you get any?' she asked.
'Yep, 3 males and 2 Females,' he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'
He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
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sharke
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 17:23:48
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If a woman says something and there's no man around to hear it, is she still wrong?
*ducks*
Incidentally, have you noticed that the ideal height difference between a man and woman is such that the woman's ears are at the same height as the man's mouth?
*ducks again*
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craigb
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 18:24:33
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You do realize that the ladies around here are armed, ya?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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sharke
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/06 19:30:28
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craigb
You do realize that the ladies around here are armed, ya?
As long as they're not legged I'm not worried.
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/07 08:29:37
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Sharke, if you notice a red dot centering on your chest, please take the following steps.
First, make sure you're not standing in front of me. Second, drop to the ground and try to crawl to find cover. Third, if you hear a chainsaw, jump up and run in the opposite direction from the rest of us.
We will remember your sacrifice.
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sharke
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/07 10:41:06
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Laser pointers! I love those things!
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/07 10:55:25
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sharke
craigb (ITHRN)
You do realize that the ladies around here are armed, ya?
As long as they're not legged I'm not worried.
So you'd prefer if I'm armed and legless? Can we add in PMT and "giving up smoking" as well?
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
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Starise
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/07 12:40:10
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I like em legged.
Armed is nice too.
Just sayin'.
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/07 17:59:56
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Starise
I like em legged.
Armed is nice too.
Just sayin'.
Karyn a FYI-I have a friend who makes custom holsters for rifles and pistols out of the best leather you can buy. Let me know if you're interested. I can get you his website address.He makes items for some of the top agents and law enforcement here in the states. I have watched him work. He uses only the best leather and he can make pretty much any design you could imagine.
Does he live in NY? Karyn might want to pick one up in person and, while there, make a short stop at someone's apartment... 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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sharke
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Re: If a female tree falls in the forest...
2014/02/08 00:50:56
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I feel like Rickety Cricket in that episode of It's Always Sunny where Mac and Dennis hunt him down.
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