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Kalle Rantaaho
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2014/02/06 16:00:09 (permalink)

Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics!

Unbelievable is a groce understatement!!
They sell Shakespeare, Conan Doyle etc. books that are translated with Google Translator!!
At least 1400 of their non-english book are such.
 
Ridicilous manure that one can hardly understand for the most part. It's not illegal though, so everything is fine !
Has any of you ever bought a Mercedes with a lawn mower engine? Would that be legal?
 
 

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/06 17:27:30 (permalink)
Kalle Rantaaho
Unbelievable is a groce understatement!!
They sell Shakespeare, Conan Doyle etc. books that are translated with Google Translator!!
At least 1400 of their non-english book are such.
 
Ridicilous manure that one can hardly understand for the most part. It's not illegal though, so everything is fine !
Has any of you ever bought a Mercedes with a lawn mower engine? Would that be legal?

 
Was "groce" a Google translation too? 
 

 
 
(Obviously, one of the guys who writes assembly instructions for a living had some free time.  )




 
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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/06 18:13:53 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/02/06 18:25:15
I'm blind what obstacle this fabricates. If populace strive make purchase of self decision, certainty choice is belonging with humans of the latter.

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/06 18:50:29 (permalink)
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I'm blind what obstacle this fabricates. If populace strive make purchase of self decision, certainty choice is belonging with humans of the latter.

...what he said.

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/07 03:15:34 (permalink)
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I'm blind what obstacle this fabricates. If populace strive make purchase of self decision, certainty choice is belonging with humans of the latter.


Anyway. I'm quite shocked, because that is cheating. Even if the book only costs 3-6 euros, if you can't read it,
someone is stealing.

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/07 12:25:48 (permalink)
I don't know, it might be worth 3 euros for the comedy value. I know I enjoy reading the user guides that come with Chinese-made products. Please to be happy customer! He makes track shine. The knob will go up. Excrete excite sound for your tracks!
 


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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/07 16:23:52 (permalink)
Last night, I saw Coriolanus...just sayin'

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/08 06:19:46 (permalink)
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I don't know, it might be worth 3 euros for the comedy value. I know I enjoy reading the user guides that come with Chinese-made products. Please to be happy customer! He makes track shine. The knob will go up. Excrete excite sound for your tracks!
 




If the folks here would get DOS version of Cakewalk 3 when paying/downloading SONAR X3 they propably wouldn't understand the comedy value of it 
Seriously, that is so clearly cheating, even though not illegal (!!!), that I can't understand how they can get away with it. Thinking about the potential volumes in Amazon, say, 10 000 times 3-7 euros is already a nice income. That is litterally the same as selling food and delivering sand.
 

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/08 06:25:54 (permalink)
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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/08 08:21:02 (permalink)
they were also previously selling books compiled from youtube comments... if some idiot would buy it, why not?

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/11 04:55:13 (permalink)
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they were also previously selling books compiled from youtube comments... if some idiot would buy it, why not?




Yes, no problem, as long as the buyers  know what they're buying, but they give fake translators' names for those Google-translated books. 

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/11 08:22:52 (permalink)
the seller (amazon) should know what they're selling

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/11 14:11:25 (permalink)
Kalle Rantaaho
 
Ridicilous manure that one can hardly understand for the most part.




Yeah, but maybe we've stumbled across a wonderful stoner party game.  Pick a paragraph from say, Jane Austin, and run it through English to something back to English.  ROFL-ing ensues. 
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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/02/11 14:18:45 (permalink)
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Ridicilous manure that one can hardly understand for the most part.




Yeah, but maybe we've stumbled across a wonderful stoner party game.  Pick a paragraph from say, Jane Austin, and run it through English to something back to English.  ROFL-ing ensues. 




Yes, but we have taken game on a wonderful Stoner party. Select (such as Jane ·) Austin, and run it through the English language back to English. ROFL Ing the attendant.

 
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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/03/03 10:12:02 (permalink)
That's just poor, and also completely unfair!
So much translation work is endless manual localizations, it's enough to drive a language nerd insanse, but novels would be much more fun! I'm sure robots would prefer the manuals!
 
But it is very disappointing how crap machine translation still is...
 
 
 
 
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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/03/03 11:29:31 (permalink)
It's all CRASH!  It's all CRASH!  In the loudspeaker!!!

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Re: Unbelievable! Amazon sells Google translated classics! 2014/03/03 12:03:26 (permalink)
Good boy.
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