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Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
 Sinkholes are badgers’ revenge THE sinkholes appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.  “I am The Reaper and I am everywhere” The badgers claimed responsibility for the holes which have swallowed houses, vehicles and at least 20 cows. In a statement, the badgers said the holes were a ‘legitimate response’ to the government’s ‘acts of war’ and threatened to ‘hollow out Britain until it was like an Easter egg’. The statement added: “You think we are beneath you. Well, we are beneath you. Literally. What about that, eh? “Admit to your TB lies and pay us reparations or one day the ground you stand on will suddenly give way and you will be plunged into darkness. “And in that darkness will be a righteous badger, waiting to bite your face off.” The government stressed it was trying not to be intimidated by the badgers, but urged everyone to put their ears to their living room floors and listen for scratching, digging and swearing. A spokesman said: “If you hear the badgers you must phone the army and then get into your car and drive as fast as you can in any direction for at least 24 hours.” Prime minister David Cameron added: “This is very frightening. I am terrified.”
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/19 16:53:18
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/19 17:34:41
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/19 17:38:27
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/19 17:41:41
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/19 17:42:54
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 08:09:41
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Brian May must be sh 1tting himself 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 08:31:47
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Beagles don't like badgers.
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 09:14:08
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If sinkholes are badgers revenge, then these badgers must have a personal vendetta against Orlando, FL. Apparently, this city is sinkhole central. I was ready to do the final signing of purchasing a home and I just decided to call and get some quotes on home owners insurance. My auto ins. company refused to give me a quote as their research stated that this property is within .3 miles of a sinkhole. Of course, we immediately withdrew from this deal and found out that Orlando is full of badgers sinkholes. Other ins. companies would insure the property, but their premiums were higher (most likely due to this). To me, it didn't matter whether they insured it or not, as I'm not taking any chances with my precious family. It's one thing if the sinkhole was unknown to everyone and just happened, but when it's a known quantity, there's no way I'll put my family in that situation. Per some of the geological surveys done, there's a lot of limestone underground plus being around the lots of water, it makes this a sinkhole friendly environment. I'm going for a job interview tomorrow (which unexpectedly just came about) in another city (still in FL), and without any activity (known) from these pesky badgers. I'm sure that all these things taking place at the same time are signs for me in avoiding the wrath of the badger!! 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 09:17:29
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Mesh
If sinkholes are badgers revenge, then these badgers must have a personal vendetta against Orlando, FL. Apparently, this city is sinkhole central. I was ready to do the final signing of purchasing a home and I just decided to call and get some quotes on home owners insurance. My auto ins. company refused to give me a quote as their research stated that this property is within .3 miles of a sinkhole. Of course, we immediately withdrew from this deal and found out that Orlando is full of badgers sinkholes.
Other ins. companies would insure the property, but their premiums were higher (most likely due to this). To me, it didn't matter whether they insured it or not, as I'm not taking any chances with my precious family. It's one thing if the sinkhole was unknown to everyone and just happened, but when it's a known quantity, there's no way I'll put my family in that situation. Per some of the geological surveys done, there's a lot of limestone underground plus being around the lots of water, it makes this a sinkhole friendly environment.
I'm going for a job interview tomorrow (which unexpectedly just came about) in another city (still in FL), and without any activity (known) from these pesky badgers. I'm sure that all these things taking place at the same time are signs for me in avoiding the wrath of the badger!!
Good luck with the interview and all the other choices you'll be making.
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 09:20:16
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Thanks Jan!! I appreciate it. 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 11:31:00
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☄ Helpfulby craigb 2014/02/20 13:07:35
Badgers???? We don't need no stinkin badgers!!!
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 13:12:20
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Mesh
If sinkholes are badgers revenge, then these badgers must have a personal vendetta against Orlando, FL. Apparently, this city is sinkhole central. I was ready to do the final signing of purchasing a home and I just decided to call and get some quotes on home owners insurance. My auto ins. company refused to give me a quote as their research stated that this property is within .3 miles of a sinkhole. Of course, we immediately withdrew from this deal and found out that Orlando is full of badgers sinkholes.
Other ins. companies would insure the property, but their premiums were higher (most likely due to this). To me, it didn't matter whether they insured it or not, as I'm not taking any chances with my precious family. It's one thing if the sinkhole was unknown to everyone and just happened, but when it's a known quantity, there's no way I'll put my family in that situation. Per some of the geological surveys done, there's a lot of limestone underground plus being around the lots of water, it makes this a sinkhole friendly environment.
I'm going for a job interview tomorrow (which unexpectedly just came about) in another city (still in FL), and without any activity (known) from these pesky badgers. I'm sure that all these things taking place at the same time are signs for me in avoiding the wrath of the badger!!
You may want to avoid Kentucky then as well. I was teasing a friend that lives in Bowling Green (where a big sinkhole suddenly swallowed up several vintage cars at the Corvette museum there about a week ago) and he said they have more underground cave systems than anyone - so LOTS of sinkholes. 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 14:23:10
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Ouch....
Yeah, Kentucky is OFF my remotely possible lists.
If it's not earthquakes in Cali, it's the Hurricanes in Fl + sinkholes in between.......sheesh, where AM I to post a tent?
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 14:43:25
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We tell everyone to avoid the Portland Metro Area because it rains all the time. We lie. It's wonderful up here and very few "natural" disasters to look out for (perhaps the occasional volcano, but all the soot and ash goes east anyway ).
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 19:50:53
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Mesh
Ouch....
Yeah, Kentucky is OFF my remotely possible lists.
If it's not earthquakes in Cali, it's the Hurricanes in Fl + sinkholes in between.......sheesh, where AM I to post a tent?
Down by the river next to Bill's van?
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/20 19:55:24
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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, mushrooooooooom! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, mushrooooooooom! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, mushrooooooooom! Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, mushrooooooooom! Arrrgh! I see a snake! Aaaaaaaa snaaaaaaake!!! 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/21 13:09:12
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craigb
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Arrrgh! I see a snake! Aaaaaaaa snaaaaaaake!!!
I'm hoping that's a quote from a movie or something and not just Craig (ITHRN) "losing it"
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/21 13:26:18
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True story... about 15 yrs ago I built a swingset for our grand daughter. I had been cutting down many very big trees on our property and had some large sections to get rid of. My in-laws were visiting. The family went to town and my father-in-law and I were sitting on the patio talking and he asked what I was going to do with the big sections, I told him I wished I had a big hole to roll them off in. He went in to take a noon nap and I hauled some dirt over to the bottom of the slide to fill-in and level ther ground. I stamped with my feet to pack the dirt and the ground sunk and the grass separated in a circle about 3 ft dia. I freaked...step back and hit it with the shovel and that area dropped out of site! followed by a splash from what I could tell was pretty deep. From what I could tell it was at least 10' deep and took me a long time to fill it in. The people that had built the house had a metal tank used for the septic system- before there was local sewer and never had the tank removed when they switched over. Took quite a few years but the top finally rusted away. Well I got my wish and was sure glad about that...for many reasons. Made for quite a family story. I knew the guys son that built the house...yeah I told him. I probably looked something like this to him... 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/21 13:43:27
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That's quite a story Spacey. I'm glad you were not hurt.
That's one ticked of badger.
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/21 14:23:14
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Starise
That's quite a story Spacey. I'm glad you were not hurt.
That's one ticked of badger.
Thanks Star...it caved in right at the bottom of slide where my grand baby had been landing. I still freak thinking about that.
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/21 21:55:13
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We don't need no stinkin' badgers. [Edit:] How did I miss that Beagle already used this line? Good job, Beagle.
post edited by Old55 - 2014/02/23 10:39:22
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/22 01:30:22
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craigb
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Arrrgh! I see a snake! Aaaaaaaa snaaaaaaake!!!
I'm hoping that's a quote from a movie or something and not just Craig (ITHRN) "losing it"
I feel much better after I lost it. But, in reply to your comment, may I only point out post #3 above?
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/23 08:36:27
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craigb
Beagle
craigb
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
Mushroom, mushrooooooooom!
Arrrgh! I see a snake! Aaaaaaaa snaaaaaaake!!!
I'm hoping that's a quote from a movie or something and not just Craig (ITHRN) "losing it"
I feel much better after I lost it. But, in reply to your comment, may I only point out post #3 above?
you expect me to follow links?! you have lost it!
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/23 10:26:18
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I've sunk.
I've been in a hole.
But I've never been in a sinkhole.
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/23 15:50:52
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57Gregy
I've sunk.
I've been in a hole.
But I've never been in a sinkhole.
You sure? 'Cause I thought I saw you post in the FSF before... 
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/23 15:59:44
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In the fog..down a hole..in the dark...WITH AN OWL!
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Re: Sinkholes are badgers revenge..
2014/02/23 16:21:51
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