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2014/02/24 17:29:50 (permalink)

I haven't had the opportunity in a long time...

to give out one of my famous SNARK awards!
 
So, I'm going to give one out today. 

He doesn't really deserve it, but I'm hoping that since Im presenting it that he'll start living up to the prize instead of getting the prize AFTER he makes snarky comments!
 
Today's SNARK award goes to BAPSI!!!
 
just because I feel like it!

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/24 17:47:48 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/02/24 20:36:37
not sure which definition to use:
 
"Depending on the speaker, subject, and audience, snark may be perceived as either witty or asinine, sophisticated or sophomoric"
 
especially with an answer like this:
 
"No e my sy t m i  wo kin  jus  f ne."
 
I am happy to go with "witty" for now.
cheers
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/24 18:59:23 (permalink)
Congrats on the award, Baps!  It's well deserved.     

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/24 19:59:47 (permalink)
A leopard cannot be taken out the water onto a different farm.
 
(or sumpin' like dat)
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/24 20:36:16 (permalink)
"if the cat fits,wear it"
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 01:02:29 (permalink)
Something not so snarky for Beagle:  
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCfljREpdw4
 
 

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 03:41:59 (permalink)
I thought my 'stringless bass' comment to Pedro might have been a contender...

 
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 03:48:53 (permalink)
Hi James,  welcome to the ranks of the also ran's.  I was starting to get a wittle wonely.

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 08:19:41 (permalink)
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I thought my 'stringless bass' comment to Pedro might have been a contender...


I missed that one!  I'll give you an honorable mention for now!

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 08:22:53 (permalink)
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A leopard cannot be taken out the water onto a different farm.
 
(or sumpin' like dat)


That is NOT snarky enough!


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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 09:32:47 (permalink)
Is this award only limited to the CH? (there's more candidates upstairs......)

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 09:48:28 (permalink)
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Is this award only limited to the CH? (there's more candidates upstairs......)


yes, but they are not deserving of my time.

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 09:56:27 (permalink)
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Is this award only limited to the CH? (there's more candidates upstairs......)


yes, but they are not deserving of my time.


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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:03:27 (permalink)
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Mesh
Is this award only limited to the CH? (there's more candidates upstairs......)


yes, but they are not deserving of my time.


ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BEAGLE!!!



And don't you forget it!

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:27:41 (permalink)
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:43:04 (permalink)


 
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:44:42 (permalink)
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Jumping rope is secondary to attempting to get the BECAN in that guys mouth
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:46:58 (permalink)
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Jumping rope is secondary to attempting to get the BECAN in that guys mouth


Shirley he's trying to get the becan FROM that guys mouth...

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:49:21 (permalink)
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Jumping rope is secondary to attempting to get the BECAN in that guys mouth


Shirley he's trying to get the becan FROM that guys mouth...


From, in; what does it matter. It's BECAN.
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 10:54:58 (permalink)
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Jumping rope is secondary to attempting to get the BECAN in that guys mouth


Shirley he's trying to get the becan FROM that guys mouth...


From, in; what does it matter.


Well...   with juan of them the dog gets the becan,  with the other, the guy gets it..

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 11:03:53 (permalink)
Either way you cut it, that is WAY too much energy being wasted right there. 

 
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 11:07:57 (permalink)
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Either way you cut it, that is WAY too much energy being wasted right there. 


Also, there's waaaay too many hoops to jump to get Becan.........(after all, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line)........just follow your knows. 

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 14:54:48 (permalink)
Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 17:17:15 (permalink)
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Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...


...and he's already on the floor - danglers are no longer dangling and VERY easy to get to...

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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/25 17:47:34 (permalink)
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Here's how that scenario really works.
 
Bonehead hangs a few slices of becan from his clenched teeth and starts jumping rope. Beagle watches for a moment to get the timing down. Beagle takes one leap and lands a strategic bite. Guy falls to the ground and screams. Beagle trots away with the becan.
 
The only way this ends differently, is if the guy has a taser. Granted, the falling on the ground screaming part stays the same, but the taser gives him a chance to get in a parting shot.
 
Usually, however, that just makes the Beagle mad...


...and he's already on the floor - danglers are no longer dangling and VERY easy to get to...




That certainly gives the term "becan and eggs" a whole new (and disturbing) meaning! 

 
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Re: I haven't had the opportunity in a long time... 2014/02/26 12:05:40 (permalink)
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Hi James,  welcome to the ranks of the also ran's.  I was starting to get a wittle wonely.




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