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2014/02/27 07:46:53 (permalink)

Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner!

 
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Unfortunately named street tops 'most embarrassing' poll
 
AN unfortunately-named street near Worcester has topped a list of the most embarrassing addresses in the country.
 
Minge Lane in Upton-upon-Severn came first in a national vote, with estate agents claiming such streets are ideal for bargain hunters as would-be buyers are put off moving in because of the name.
 
A detached house in Minge Lane is worth about £253,000 while a similar property in nearby Longfield could fetch as much as £325,000.
 
But an Upton town councillor believes those looking for a house in Minge Lane shouldn't be put off.
 
"I would say, 'why not live somewhere like that'?" said Cllr Rosemary Webb.
 
"People are not likely to forget your address are they?
 
"I'm surprised at the difference in prices.
 
"I think people are, perhaps, over-sensitive.
 
"I'm pretty sure people in the town don't think twice about the name."
 
Minge Lane was followed in the poll by other unfortunate road names which all 'boast' lower house prices than their neighbours, including Slag Lane in Lancashire, Fanny Hands Lane in Lancashire and Bell End in the Black Country.
 

 
But one Worcester-based estate agent believes names like these shouldn't make a difference to property prices.
 
"I would be horrified to think that some people would not offer due to the name of the street," said Stephen Bradshaw from Town and Country Property Services which has its head office in Foregate Street, Worcester city centre.
 
"If the local residents of these streets were behaving like the name suggests then we might have a problem, but I would hope people have more sense than being put off by a name. It is not something I have come across."
 
Researchers from NeedaProperty.com asked 2,000 people to vote for the street name that they would be most embarrassed to have as their address.
 
Other streets include Crotch Crescent in Oxford, Turkey Cock Lane in Essex and The Knob in Northamptonshire.
 
Names closer to home which could have been on the list but weren't include Hornyold Road in Malvern and Cockshute Hill in Droitwich.
 
The UK's top 10 rude-sounding streets (see map):
•    A: Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire (31 per cent thought embarrassing)
•    B: Slag Lane, Lowton, Lancashire, 26 per cent
•    C: Fanny Hands Lane, Ludford, Lincolnshire, 24.9 per cent
•    D: Bell End, Rowley Regis, West Midlands (which goes into Mincing Lane), 22.5 per cent
•    E: Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, 19.6 per cent
•    F: The Knob, Kings Sutton, Northamptonshire, 17 per cent
•    G: Turkey Cock Lane, Stanway, Essex, 10.8 per cent
•    H: Cockshoot Close, Stonesfield, West Oxfordshire, 10.1 per cent
•    I: Cumming Street, Islington, London, 8.9 per cent
•    J: Cock-A-Dobby, Sandhurst, Berkshire, 6.5 per cent
 


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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 08:13:47 (permalink)
What a great money saving tip for homebuyers.
 
Mine is confusing....W.4th.   I'd say I'm surprised by those that can't tell East from West....but I'm not...and signs don't seem to help them.
 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 08:17:16 (permalink)

No rude ones in the village where I grew up, but there is 'Upper Up' and this one;
 


 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 11:48:02 (permalink)
Kudo to the press in The UK. 
 
We Americans would not knowingly print an article like that.
 
Prudes we are.
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 11:52:06 (permalink)
Trust you find a topic about Bell ends 

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 11:58:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2014/02/27 11:58:08
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Trust you find a topic about Bell ends 




Wook, I didn't 'find' it as such, that particular Bell End was more sort of thrust in my face.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Oo-er, that didn't come out quite right

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 12:15:49 (permalink)
A friend of mine went to school with a girl who lived at 69 The Mount, Cockermouth, Cumbria. It was nestled between a pair of hills.

And it's been a long time since I was in Keswick in the Lake District, but last time I was there about 20 years ago there was a quaint little gift shop run by a little old lady that was called "Cum In."

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 13:26:54 (permalink)

 
What?  This one didn't even make the list?  
 
(And, I must confess, that I had to look "minge" up to find out why it was considered embarrassing.  )

 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 15:27:09 (permalink)
 
No love for.........?
 
 

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 15:28:40 (permalink)
Watts the big dealio?
 
Cum is latin for "with" roight?
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 15:59:38 (permalink)
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Watts the big dealio?
 
Cum is latin for "with" roight?




Let's just say that if you took your boat out on that lake you'd encounter many seamen.
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 16:43:28 (permalink)
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Watts the big dealio?
 
Cum is latin for "with" roight?




Let's just say that if you took your boat out on that lake you'd encounter many seamen.




That's a bit risqué old bean...
 
You certainly show some spunk.
 
 

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 16:55:53 (permalink)
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Watts the big dealio?
 
Cum is latin for "with" roight?




Let's just say that if you took your boat out on that lake you'd encounter many seamen.




That's a bit risqué old bean...
 
You certainly show some spunk.
 
 


Why you be jackin' him 'round like that?
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 16:59:48 (permalink)
Sea watt I lurves 'bout this forum.
 
It states: No religion or politics 
 
But it says nothing about sax talk
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 17:03:39 (permalink)
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Watts the big dealio?
 
Cum is latin for "with" roight?




Let's just say that if you took your boat out on that lake you'd encounter many seamen.




That's a bit risqué old bean...
 
You certainly show some spunk.
 
 




Sorry, I just spurted it out without thinking.
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 17:14:18 (permalink)
Geeze!
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 17:39:23 (permalink)
 
Time, methinks, for me to withdraw and slip out.

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 17:45:39 (permalink)
put a jimmy hat on this talk!!!

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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 17:57:21 (permalink)
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Time, methinks, for me to withdraw and slip out.




A bit premature if you ask me.
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 19:35:27 (permalink)
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Time, methinks, for me to withdraw and slip out.




A bit premature if you ask me.




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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 19:45:04 (permalink)


 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 19:46:34 (permalink)



 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 19:48:06 (permalink)

 
Or, for the Welsh and New Zealanders out there...

 
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Re: Local 'Bell End' comes 4th, and we also have the winner! 2014/02/27 19:48:06 (permalink)
All we knead is Daryls Uncles HUGE male chicken ..

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