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2014/03/29 21:36:01 (permalink)

A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody

On my way to 300 I found a new site dedicated to Knock Knock Jokes so let's get the party started,
 
Okay I get it no more Knock, Knock jokes.... How about bass player jokes:
 
OKAY "Mr." Strummer, Who's There?
 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 13:32:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby CTStump 2014/03/30 18:52:34
I guess it's a very private conversation.  
 
OK, then.  Who's there?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 13:50:39 (permalink)
 
I don't think much of the punchline

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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 14:27:21 (permalink)
Whodare?
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 15:00:10 (permalink)
This isn't one of those freds where they knock knock on our door and run away is it?

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 15:26:55 (permalink)
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This isn't one of those freds where they knock knock on our door and run away is it?


Your door bell doan werk?
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 15:31:28 (permalink)
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drewfx1
This isn't one of those freds where they knock knock on our door and run away is it?


Your door bell doan werk?


I doan think so - I just went out and rang it and I didn't answer the door.

 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 15:32:02 (permalink)
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drewfx1
This isn't one of those freds where they knock knock on our door and run away is it?


Your door bell doan werk?


I doan think so - I just went out and rang it and I didn't answer the door.


Ya, it's broke.
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/03/30 17:56:50 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby CTStump 2014/03/30 18:52:12
Mr. Stump appears to be missing out on lots of opportunities to pad his post count here... 
(Just sayin'!)

 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/01 09:27:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby CTStump 2014/04/01 22:15:06
bapu
drewfx1
bapu
drewfx1
This isn't one of those freds where they knock knock on our door and run away is it?


Your door bell doan werk?


I doan think so - I just went out and rang it and I didn't answer the door.


Ya, it's broke.


I though it was:
Knock Knock
 
who's there?
 
Isadore.
 
Isadore who?
 
Is a door bell ringing?
 
 
(my 5 yr. olds favorite knock knock......ok ok.....mine Starise's too........)

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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 00:42:38 (permalink)


 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 00:42:54 (permalink)
(Don't worry we haven't told anybody.)

 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 04:56:08 (permalink)
 
Knock knock.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Knock knock.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Knock knock knock knock.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KNOCK KNOCK.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KNOCK KNOCK
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
For heavens sake, can you hurry up in there Whitney I'm busting for a crap.
 
 
 

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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 15:29:26 (permalink)
You just can't knock it Steve. 

 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 16:21:16 (permalink)
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
For heavens sake, can you hurry up in there Whitney I'm busting for a crap.
 
 
 




Houston, he has a problem..

 
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Re: A private conversion between me and Bapu... pssst don't tell anybody 2014/04/05 16:28:25 (permalink)
Kevin will help him out.

 
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